Aaron Paul Jesse Pinkman’s Halloween I am terrible at deciphering Halloween costumes. Is this Where The Wild Things Are? What’s with the condoms? Balloons? I don’t understand. Many fairy tales and children’s books were lost on me and everything else just looks like lingerie. Also, does it count if a costume isn’ By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 01:33 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sharon Stone bag lady That was the name of the event: The Bag Ladies Luncheon, a benefit. And you know my name for Sharon Stone: This Hot Bitch Only... Not so hot here. Maybe the worst styling decision I’ve seen her make in YEARS. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 01:20 pm
Faith Hill Faith & Tim: the GOOP version As you know, I default to Gwyneth Paltrow all the time. FAITH AND TIM DRESSED LIKE THIS BEFORE GOOP, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!! Look, if you want to shout me down for this...fine. It’s just... Faith Hill wasn’t exactly known for being By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 12:21 pm
Keith Urban Wanting to be Blake I don’t mean Jessica Biel... Wonk, wonk... I know. I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist! It’s Friday! Ok so here’s Keith Urban on the carpet and on stage at the CMAs last night. He is such a smarmy cheese on the carpet. Up on stage though, By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 11:54 am
Miranda Lambert Country Brange: Miranda & Blake? Can I call them that? I am not a country expert, so I defer to you. Like, not exactly, since they’re not carting around 10 kids or anything but in spirit... Can we call them that in spirit? Also, am I not supposed to like her? What is the By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 11:14 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Halle in sheer and black leather Bonus: Halle Berry wears your dress. In this case, according to the press release, it’s Catherine Malandrino. Downside: If I saw this at the store, and it was a “confident” day, as opposed to a “bloaty” one, I might have tried it on. Now that I’ve seen it By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 10:32 am
Bad Style Country B can’t win Duana sent me a note this morning: “You really have to give it up for American Idol though, right? Early on?” Totally. Kelly Clarkson is SO good. Jennifer Hudson too. And Carrie Underwood is a star. She can’t dress for sh-t but she is a star. (Do the male By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 10:14 am
Intro for November 2, 2012 Dear Gossips, Mmmmm...motorboatin’! Thoroughly enjoyed the Country Music Awards last night. Downloaded half the songs performed live, including Little Big Town’s Pontoon which I’d never heard of before. WHAT? True. And that’s one of the objectives of the show -- to try and take country music By Lainey • Nov 02, 2012 09:32 am
Gross Axl 2012 So... I used to have an Axl Rose problem. WHAT? I know. I KNOW. Don’t you think I know? He’s a crazy megalomaniac motherf-cker but back then, for those of you who can remember what he used to look like, he was rock hot, ok? And November Rain By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 05:19 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP’s mask and paper Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin went out for Halloween last night in London. They too stopped by Jonathan Ross’s. G’s the one in the demented skull mask and Chris is supposedly wearing the pink hair. I’m not entirely convinced it’s him but that’s what the By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 04:36 pm
Twilight #ROBSTENISUNBROKEN: Halloween Edition It’s not often that we see pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson holding hands. Most of the time, when the paps are around, they’d rather book it into a trash can than give up the shot. Last night there were paps from several pap agencies shooting them By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 03:25 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Liz’s fitted puffy coat A puffy coat...that’s fitted. But can it withstand a Canadian winter? I live in Vancouver. We don’t really have a true Canadian winter. Our winter is very much like London. This is perfect for me. By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 02:27 pm
Hook Ups Alexander Skarsgard: Alicia or Charlize or Anne V? Exclusive Alexander Skarsgard was photographed yesterday leaving a restaurant and hugging a woman goodbye. She looks like Alicia Vikander, with whom I saw him at Comic-Con a couple of years ago. Click here for a refresher. And click here for the pictures. Star Magazine and The National Enquirer reported a By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 01:59 pm
Douchebags Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 11:03 am
Baby and Bump Obsession A mother’s love at Halloween So there’s Mimi, who would never be so stupid and selfless as to sacrifice looking hot and being the centre of attention, especially not at Halloween, and then there’s Sandra Bullock, who took little Louis out trick-or-treating yesterday in Toluca Lake dressed up as cowgirl Jessie to her By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 10:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Halloween Mimi Last year Mimi was part of the Incredibles. She, Nick Cannon, and DemBabies all dressed up in the same costume. It was truly family styles. Well... Enough.Of.That.Sh-t. F-CK. That sh-t. Why should Mimi be one of many? This year she righted the situation. This year Mimi was By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 09:55 am
