Brad Pitt Matching Brad makes up for the fontrum We all agree on this, right? Brad Pitt’s Chanel ad sucked. You know it sucks when a cast member from Glee parodies your sh-t. Oh they’ll find a thousand ways to justify and rationalise but Brad Pitt never intended to be made into a joke. He never By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 01:52 pm
Amazingness Getting “Mossed” Kate Moss covers the new issue of Vanity Fair. I’ve been obsessed with Kate Moss for a long, long time. Some would say this is wrong. That’s she’s the wrong sort to be obsessed with. I get it. But the word “icon” is tossed around too often By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 01:35 pm
Break Ups Taylor Swift gave up on Camelot? Finally, a week after every other outlet reported it, PEOPLE is confirming that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. Which essentially means that they’re going with her spin on the breakup. According to PEOPLE’s “source”, Conor’s friends are saying that they’re done, and that they’ By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 11:39 am
Gorgessity Aaron & Lauren back in LA After a couple of months of shooting on location in Europe, Aaron Paul is back in the US with his fiancée Lauren Parsekian. They were out last night at Sayers, photographed leaving hand in hand. He looks really good. And... I don’t hate her pants, is that wrong? Also By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 10:47 am
Ex Games Courtside exes Katy Perry and Russell Brand watched the much-hyped new Lakers lose their home opener last night. (If I had the time I would manage a Charles Barkley appreciation Tumblr because... he’s a treasure, he really is.) Anyway, Russell was there with two young companions and it seemed like By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 10:17 am
Twilight Intro for October 31, 2012 Dear Gossips, Twilight is about to be right up in your face, even more so than usual, for the next 3 weeks. But it’s the last time...right? Well, sure, until they reboot that sh-t in oh, let’s give it 6 years or less. Or until the By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 09:51 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Anne’s old school hair There’s something old timey and elegant about the way Trinity has styled her hair here... and sort of Madonna Express Yourself/Blonde Ambition, right? By Lainey • Oct 31, 2012 09:09 am
Jon Hamm Closed mouth smiles and open mouth smiles Do you practise your smile? Like for pictures? Do you prefer yourself in pictures smiling with your mouth closed or your mouth open? What? You’ve never thought about it before because that’s so vain and self-absorbed? OK fine. The rest of us will carry on... I do By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 04:04 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Gerard Butler: another weak open In Smutty Tingles on October 19 I wrote that I was “very curious about the box office for this Gerard Butler movie”. Gerard Butler makes a lot of movies. But none of his movies perform well enough to justify why he gets so many movies. (Please don’t come back By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 03:27 pm
Lifestyle Roberto Cavalli for Target These are the prices they should have been paying all along for his clothes. And by they I mean Real Housewives of Whatever City and frequent Vegas girls because, well, look. Right? I’m so disappointed he didn’t bring his segway to Sydney. By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 02:27 pm
Ben Affleck Renner’s red band and Ben Jeremy Renner presented the Career Achievement Award from the Casting Society America to Ben Affeck last night. Affleck’s last two films have featured excellent ensembles, including Renner in The Town. Renner’s appearance in support of his former director coincided with the online release of the red band trailer By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 02:07 pm
Jennifer Lawrence Jen’s haunted house I hate haunted house rides. Hate them in that I always want to do it and then when I’m doing it I always want to leave. Is it a control thing? Is it because in a haunted house you don’t feel like you’re in control? I don’ By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 11:52 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The best Bond ever? Skyfall is getting great reviews. Some people, prone to hyperbole, are even proclaiming that Skyfall is so great, it qualifies as the best Bond ever. They’ll be fighting over that forever. Let’s just agree then that Skyfall is better than the disappointing Quantum Of Solace and returns to By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 11:20 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Mrs Affleck’s jeans streak Two weeks in a row – Jennifer Garner is not appearing on the site for assy style but for good style! Her jeans last week were cute – click here for a refresher – and these ones yesterday are good too. And the blouse works. And the boots work. And ...is more of By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 11:07 am
Kristen Stewart His & Her Fragrances Kristen Stewart is the face of Balenciaga Florabotanica. Now the other half of ROBSTENISUNBROKEN Robert Pattinson has signed on to represent Dior fragrances. According to E!, it’s a 3 year deal worth $12 million, an interesting marketing strategy and one that clearly targets the female consumer for a men’ By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 11:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Multi-tasking GOOP Gwyneth Paltrow was in Spain for a day to promote Boss Nuit for Hugo Boss. She wore black leather at a photo call and then orange/red on the variety show El Hormiguero. Am underwhelmed by both outfits, particularly the bright dress although the shoes she has on with it By Lainey • Oct 30, 2012 10:21 am
