Famewhores Posh, H7, and a Katherine Jenkins No idea what a Katherine Jenkins was until she introduced herself to me by announcing that she’d never had an affair with David Beckham...on Twitter. Of course. Apparently there were rumours. So she had to deny them. And then some crazy fan threatened her so she called the By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 04:18 pm
Break Ups John Mayer sheds and accessorises Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 02:48 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: January’s optical illusion sweats In thumbnail size I thought it was those optical illusion jeans everyone’s been wearing. Turns out it’s just a pair of sweat pants. I love them and really want a pair. By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 02:03 pm
Break Ups Summer’s almost over There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 01:21 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Leo from the 80s Leonardo DiCaprio is shooting a new movie with Martin Scorsese called The Wolf Of Wall Street. Here he is on set in New York the last few days wearing dark hair and a suit cut from the 80s. Costume designers don’t get enough credit sometimes for hitting exactly the By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 12:40 pm
Girly Throw Downs Ashley Greene still isn’t Kristen Stewart About a week before US Weekly exposed the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders affair, a brilliantly hilarious item appeared in Page Six about how Ashley Greene was taking over Stewart as the go-to girl from Twilight. Click here for a refresher. Somehow the Post’s writer managed to get through the article By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 11:45 am
Bad Style Bradley Cooper’s Hangovers or Megan Lochte? Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Not By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 10:47 am
Intro for August 27, 2012 Dear Gossips, I love the bold opportunism of some of those capitalising on Hot Harry’s Las Vegas situation to secure a headline of their own: Prince Harry offered $10 million to do porn! Like $10 million is a lot of money for him. And, obviously, as if. But still, By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 09:58 am
Hook Ups Jon Snow and the Wildling in real life TMZ has photos of Ygritte and Jon Snow a couple of weeks ago being all sweet and romantic at a London restaurant. Click here to see. Apparently they were kissing too. OK fine so they’re probably dating in real life but more importantly...do they f-ck in the story? By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 03:38 pm
Bradley Cooper Bradley Cooper movies with Asians The Asian guy in The Hangover was funny, wasn’t he? All ching-chongy and small dicky, like a buck-toothed little pet you bring with you to a party for comic relief. It was so great that they brought him back for the second one. I mean, what’s a comedy By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 02:21 pm
Dumbass From Shame F-ck to the Parents Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 01:27 pm
Break Ups Katy Perry kept it short On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Like, sure, John Mayer By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 12:50 pm
Tom Cruise But did he dance? As we all marvel at Katie Holmes’s lack of greed and Single Mother Courage, Tom Cruise is over in London working on a new movie. He was out last night to support son Connor who DJ’d a set at China White. Dad, please don’t dance, please don’ By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 11:50 am
Break Ups Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 11:15 am
Royals The Family F*ck-up was the first to strip Of course he was. Would you expect anything less from our royal scamp? The UK Sun has now published the pictures of Prince Harry naked in Vegas, disregarding an order from the Palace to the British press, arguing that it was in the public interest to do so. The Sun By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 10:17 am
Intro for August 24, 2012 Dear Gossips, Earlier this week when Prince Harry’s naked photos were posted online everywhere outside of England, the Royal Family issued a warning to British media outlets that they were not to publish the pictures because it would constitute a violation of the Prince’s privacy. They complied... until By Lainey • Aug 24, 2012 09:41 am
