Famewhores The Jessica that Jessica wants to be Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 12:31 pm
Hook Ups How long before he starts tweeting about her tits Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 11:33 am
Royals Hot Harry bites his nails while Will & Kate wave! Prince Harry was at the pool yesterday. Look at him biting his nails. He’s really getting into these Games, non? At gymnastics earlier this week I thought he was going to have a breakdown. God I love it when he leans in a chair. Even if he does seem By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 11:12 am
Intro for August 2, 2012 Dear Gossips, Olympic face of the day? How could it be anyone other than Marcel Nguyen oh my God so pretty. Or have you never seen him before now because you live in America? I’ve not been watching NBC’s coverage but they’re being hit hard with criticism By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 10:33 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candid: Olivia Munn’s grey boots Love them. Am a little depressed that it’s almost time to start wearing them but I love them. The orange clutch is great too. By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 10:02 am
Royals Princess Serenity finds a substitute The last time we checked in with Her Highness of Serenity, Charlene of Monaco, she was busy being grossed out by her husband, Prince Albert. Remember that CBS interview? And remember when she took on a totally different demeanor around the pool, all flirty-ish with the South African swimmer? Click By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 04:23 pm
Michael Fassbender Michael Fassbender’s well cut suit Michael Fassbender is shooting The Counselor in London. He was photographed today looking very smart on set in a beautifully cut suit. Believe it or not, I didn’t initially see what you no doubt saw immediately. It’s just... my eye goes elsewhere. To the shoulders, to the waist, By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 04:05 pm
Faux Gossip Bear went to the John Travolta? Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists. IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 01:57 pm
Media Manipulation Co-ed Katie Katie Holmes was photographed in New York yesterday. Tom Cruise took Suri to Disney World so she's on her own in the city. She looks like a college student, non? It's yet another side of the new single Katie. She takes cabs. Her hair is long By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 12:45 pm
Royals Hot Harry and the kangaroo It's like a children's book! Hot Harry, Prince William, and Catherine met with Olympic athletes yesterday. Can we just sidebar again on how cute and flirty Will and Kate were with each other yesterday watching Zara Phillips compete? Click here if you missed those photos. As By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 11:38 am
Girly Throw Downs Don’t say her name There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 10:15 am
Cheating Loins US Weekly: the focus on Robert Pattinson It’s a smart play by the magazine this week to move the story forward by shifting attention over to Robert Pattinson; Rob Sympathy will sell. Before getting into US Weekly’s exclusive details though, just a quick note on the reporting that’s coming from other outlets. As we By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 09:14 am
Intro for August 1, 2012 Dear Gossips, Who is your favourite face so far from London 2012? For me definitely Zulfiya Chinshanlo who set a new world record in the clean and jerk the other day. Look at those eyes! It’s only Day 5 and I already miss the Olympics. Like when you’re By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 08:58 am
Gossip Girl Revolting. But... I can’t look away. It’s Ed Westwick, my Shame F-ck, today in New York heading to his trailer on the set of Gossip Girl. You don’t have to tell me. I KNOW. But, as explained over and over, that’s the point of a Shame F-ck. By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 03:41 pm
Faux Gossip Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. One the great joys of our lives By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 02:35 pm
Royals Royal Olympic Love! SPOILER. William, his Catherine, and Hot Harry watched Zara Phillips and Team GB win the silver medal today in equestrian! Zara did not medal herself but of all people, with her family origins, she’d be the first to say the individual is not important. As for Will and Kate. By Lainey • Jul 31, 2012 01:08 pm
