Break Ups Freedom doesn’t come stylish Please scroll down or click here, here, and here for the first 3 articles today on Katie leaving Tom to get caught up. This is the first sighting of Katie Holmes since playing Tom and Xenu on Friday. Check it - there’s no ring on her hand now. Scientologists By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 05:00 pm
Sports Iker, Sara, and the Spanish children Sergio Ramos. I just love saying that name. SERGIO RAMOS! It’s a fun name to say, isn’t it? I wonder if it’s totally ordinary for Spanish speakers though. Like, is Sergio Ramos the equivalent of, I dunno, Scott Johnson? Scott Johnson is definitely not fun to say. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 04:36 pm
Sports Mario is the future If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you know where my heart was yesterday for Italy vs Spain. I am for Spain. But as I said to my Italian friends afterwards, Italy has a true star: Mario Balotelli is the future. Did you see him storm off By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 03:49 pm
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Christian Dior Haute Couture F/W 2013 Possibilities for Marion Cotillard and Charlize Theron on the red carpet. Beautiful, of course. But ... the model in the yellow, it is horrifying how skinny she is. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 03:00 pm
Douchebags Mila stroking Ashton Us Weekly reported last week that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not exclusive. In other words, they’re just f-cking, which, I mean fine, but then why does she have to take it out in public? Mila and Ashton were at Soho House in LA on Saturday. As you By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 02:49 pm
BFFs Photo Assumption: Beyonce & Kanye West’s girlfriend Ok but how f-cking cute were Beyonce and Jay-Z last night at the BET Awards? (I actually watched a 2 minute news reel today narrated by a British newscaster who called it the “bet”, as in rhymes with “met”, awards. Jesus!) B and J went head to head in the By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 02:15 pm
Break Ups Katie, Nicole, and Rupert I find it pretty rich that Rupert Murdoch, who could out-sinister Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, is attacking Scientology but whatever, that’s another conversation. Murdoch, who is very, very close with Nicole Kidman, which is why none of his tabloids ever sh-t on her, was tweeting this weekend about By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 12:12 pm
Break Ups Katie vs Xenu Scientology is being blamed for the breakdown. Specifically, Katie’s desire to block the Church from turning her daughter into the Little Sci. What started it though, according to my sources, is Katie’s desire to live in New York full time. She’s been pushing for it for over By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 11:39 am
Lifestyle Paris Fashion Week: Versace Haute Couture F/W 2013 There’s a lot of leg here for the Jolie. Then again, Donatella has never been demure. But pretty soon you won’t be able to tell it apart from Cavalli. This... is not a compliment. By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 11:22 am
Break Ups Katie Holmes is a Baller This is the cover of the new PEOPLE. Not surprisingly, the magazine is going heavy on Katie leaving Tom, especially since Katie’s team gave them an advance on the announcement, confirming with them first that she’d filed for divorce. It’s just another in a series of very By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 10:46 am
Royals Prison Bride’s Anniversary While one imprisoned bride is making her escape, another is celebrating a year of captivity. Exactly a year ago today, on July 2, 2011, Charlene Wittstock wept at the altar, giving birth to the video you still can’t stop watching. Here she is the other day with Prince Albert By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 10:13 am
Intro for July 2, 2012 Dear Gossips, It’s Canada Day long weekend. But Tom Cruise will not let us rest. This is the story that will dominate for weeks. Johnny Depp should send him a thank you card. And if John Travolta wants to a feel up a masseuse, now would be a good By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 10:05 am
Douchebags Jennifer Lawrence and a douchebag I hope she’s not dumb. Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Lawrence was out with John Mayer the other night. They were with a group of friends. He gave her extra special attention and she seemed to enjoy it. Apparently he also wanted to get her drunk. Of course By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 05:13 pm
Break Ups Katie be strong... For my initial report today on the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise split, please click here. NYC paps say Katie Holmes was still wearing her wedding ring on Wednesday. Pictures are attached. You know what’s interesting about that? They’ve always said that Tom and his inner circle check pap By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 04:51 pm
Break Ups Robo unshackled This is why we live in fear on Fridays. Because these motherf-ckers always wait until the very last minute before the weekend before giving us extra work. I’m in the news studio right now. We’re reshuffling etalk around. And the local newsroom just exploded too. This must be By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 02:37 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Magic Mike review Channing Tatum is a really good movie flirter. If I could blush (I am physiologically incapable of blushing) I would blush during all his movie flirting scenes. If he was in Friends With Benefits instead of Justin Timberlake, that movie would have been a smash hit. Because Channing Tatum is By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 01:24 pm