Gorgessity Robert Pattinson’s Heartbreak Makeover But first Jon Stewart. Because ... what a kind, kind man. And in a way that is so....not Jay Leno, right? You can have compassion and still be cool. And also uncompromising. Few personalities can manage to lure the Twi-Hard Nation without having to offer up their pride balls By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 03:41 pm
Famewhores Lochte & Phelps Post-Olympics Michael Phelps’s new ads for Louis Vuitton, photographed by Annie Leibovitz, were released this week. Look at him in that suit with his hair all styled up. Aaaaand... I still prefer him in the pool. Just in the pool. Not talking, not mixing up his Asians, swimming only. While By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 02:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale’s terrible purple I spent all day yesterday trying to figure out what offends me so much about this purple, this particular shade of purple. It came to me this morning: this is the colour of school banners and ribbons. The Crown Royal baggie. Usually accompanied by a gold trim. Hate it. By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:32 pm
Break Ups Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on this By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 12:09 pm
Frauds Shelfy needed to be alone But first... That goddamn fringe. Jessica Biel was in Berlin yesterday promoting Total Recall at the press event and the premiere. Fashion-wise both choices are disappointments. That silky crop top makes her tits all wobbly in the daytime outfit and what kind of proper celebrity wears a tiered skirt By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 11:04 am
Gwyneth Paltrow What Would GOOP Tip? Speaking of crazy parents... And I know some of you can relate to this too... Have you ever had to sneak back to a table to add more to the tip? I’m pretty militant on this issue - it’s unacceptable for celebrities not to tip, and well. Don’t By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 10:32 am
Squawking Chicken Intro for August 14, 2012 Dear Gossips, Duana showed me a video a couple of years ago. It’s the only time I’ve ever related to John Mayer, regardless of whether or not it was staged. Mayer’s on the phone, trying to walk his father through a computer issue. He grows increasingly frustrated, By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 10:02 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Pippa’s terrible taste I don’t know what business a 28 year old woman has with this dress. I mean, at the very least, rip that white wedding overlay off the top and go strapless, you know? And the shoes...oh my God. Kate Middleton must dress with no imagination because her title By Lainey • Aug 14, 2012 09:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Detox with Dem Babies! It’s the first day of Olympic withdrawal. How are you? I miss them. But, bless her, Mimi is here to help. With Dem Babies! First a photo of Moroccan with the caption: Me&Roc Starr taking a lil nap: ) And then it’s Monroe, I guess because the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 05:30 pm
Hook Ups Never in daylight? Katy Perry and John Mayer are...dealing with each other. So far there have been a few sightings, all at night time. And one morning after which is just an extension of the evening anyway. Until they’re seen on an outing together when the sun is out then, I By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 04:37 pm
Dumbass Becoming Taylor Kennedy Here’s Taylor Swift yesterday at the Kennedy compound with Robert F Kennedy Jr. And, well, you know, because it’s Taylor, one day she hopes she’ll get to call him Dad. Taylor is dating Kennedy’s son, Conor, who is 18. So, like, obviously he’ll never want By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 04:17 pm
Girly Throw Downs Gisele and the parental hand-off Click here if you missed the pictures last week of Gisele Bundchen visiting Tom Brady at Patriots’ training camp with Ben and Jack. On Saturday she was seen packing up with the boys on their way to the airport. Brady did not travel with them. I guess that means Gisele’ By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 03:36 pm
Top Reads Miley’s rite of passage Breaking... Miley Cyrus cut her hair. Drastically. It was a trending topic worldwide on Twitter yesterday, largely encouraged by Miley herself who first posted the before and after shots, and is continuing to post photos from every angle, much like we all do when we have our makeup done, or By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 02:26 pm
Royals The Hot Harry Olympics are over He looked sad last night at the end of the Closing Ceremony, didn't he? He looked...bereft. And God I wish they cut away to him more often. There was a shot of him and Kate whistling but wouldn't you have preferred to see him getting By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 01:24 pm
Girly Throw Downs Jen's race to the altar It's not just that we won't release them all from the Eternal Triangle, it's that they themselves can't get over it either. On the weekend that Brange was rumoured to marry in France - didn't happen - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 12:11 pm
Style How Gwyneth packs I only looked at last week’s GOOP this morning. Because even Gwyneth comes in second to the Olympics. It’s about how she packs for travel. My favourite part is that she actually uses a Lanvin suitcase which, if you’ve ever looked at the price tag for a By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 11:13 am
