Famewhores The Popular Katie Holmes Exclusive Two months ago Katie Holmes was a dead-eyed joke. Do not pretend you don’t remember it. But it’s getting harder and harder to remember it, isn’t it? In two weeks Katie Holmes has gone from robot to independent asskicker. It’s an extraordinary image overhaul, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 11:40 am
Break Ups Katie & Nicole As expected, the weeklies are still going hard on Tom & Katie this week. PEOPLE’s story is relatively tame, especially compared to Us Weekly. I’ve just had a look at the Us Weekly pages and, as you can see from the cover, where PEOPLE has so far avoided By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 11:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Prince William of hip-hop Ok, not really. But check him out from the side in the first photo attached. Doesn’t that look like Will Wales? It’s obviously not Will Wales. This is Chet Haze. Or, rather, Chester Haze. Or, rather, Chester Hanks. The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Now, apparently, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 10:25 am
Intro for July 11, 2012 Dear Gossips, Was it a great letdown for magazine editors when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced they’d reached a settlement on Monday? At least on Monday this week’s issues hadn’t closed yet. But it was initially looking like the situation would drag out over several weeks, By Lainey • Jul 11, 2012 10:02 am
Quiveration James or Mark? Thank you for your messages today in reference to the Mark Ruffalo article. I’m so happy we agree. Mark Ruffalo replaces Johnny Depp on the Lifetime for real. But can James McAvoy join him there? There’s a lot to love in James McAvoy. He’s talented, of course. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 05:00 pm
Amazingness Roberto Cavalli carries his own bags? Where’s your Segway??? Cavalli on a Segway is a personal happy place. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure. But Roberto was in Milan today and not only was there no Segway... He had to CARRY HIS OWN BAGS!?! And plastic! Can you imagine Karl Lagerfeld carrying By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 04:19 pm
Maple Leaf The tall boyfriend and the paps I am not a tall person. In my head I am 5 ft 5. At least. In reality I am 5 ft 3. And I can accept this. (Some people - ahem, Sasha - cannot separate their height fantasies from their height reality.) Because it’s hard to keep up the illusion By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 03:59 pm
Dumbass Jessica Biel hates her ring too Many of you have written today requesting commentary on Jessica Biel’s InStyle cover and interview, specifically this quote: “I had no say whatsoever (in my engagement ring).” Her words are being interpreted as a sign that she’s a second class citizen in her relationship with Justin Timberlake. True. By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 03:06 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mommy Carey? Exclusive This is Carey Mulligan in Beverly Hills last Thursday. This weekend she was spotted in New York, shopping at the Bowery Whole Foods with some friends. The friends had a baby. Carey, as she is in these photos, was also wearing a very loose fitting maxi dress, described to By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 01:36 pm
Quiveration Keep leaning Mark Ruffalo can lean up against my car any time. All the time. At no point during Magic Mike did any of that greased up gyrating muscle action do it for me. Not once. But the sight of Mark Ruffalo, fully clothed and greying all over, with a cigarillo between By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 11:56 am
Break Ups Tom & Katie’s quick divorce A friend of mine who is also an entertainment reporter emailed me yesterday. “Am I a dick? This is so anti-climactic.” She left him and divorced him, all of it signed, in 10 short days. I feel like that might be a record. Can we at least have a By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 11:18 am
Intro for July 10, 2012 Dear Gossips, Rumor Est Immortalis Gossip Is Immortal, especially when it’s in Latin. You’ll note, if you’re reading in Canada, today’s blog is sponsored by vitaminwater zero. Have you seen my bottles?!?! I wrote the labels for go-go, resilient-c, and xoxox - attached! Part of By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 10:39 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s horrible print Maybe on someone else, paired with a different bottom. Maybe. Are we allowed to sh-t on her for her clothes now? Has enough time passed since she gave birth to son Samuel? Here’s the thing – she could have easily put on a black top, no problem. But this, By Lainey • Jul 10, 2012 09:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Real preg and fake preg Drew Barrymore went for a manicure and pedicure in LA today. Meanwhile over in London yesterday, Rachel McAdams played pregnant, apparently going into labour on the set of the new Richard Curtis movie About Time. I’m assuming that Bill Weasley is the father. Yes, Rachel and Michael Sheen are By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 06:37 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession 3 kids, an engagement ring, and long gross nails Do they draw straws? What is the child selection process for a Brange one-parent trip? I’m sure in this case it’s something boring. Like Maddox is off at camp, or maybe with dad and grandma Pitt for a racial sensitivity photo opportunity, and the twins are still By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 06:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession When parents are embarrassing Many of you are young parents. Do you ever worry about this? Because we can all safely say that we’ve been embarrassed by our parents, right? When will it be your turn to embarrass your kids? What will you do? Will you write to a newspaper to say that By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 04:52 pm
