Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Janet’s Cannes side-breast That’s a really good argument for why to get your tits done: so that they can stand up in a dress without a bra. And I’m not kidding. There are so many amazing dresses that only work without a bra. And those of us who are not flat-chested By Lainey • May 25, 2012 09:14 am
Quiveration Summer Crushing Tom Hardy Maybe because I haven’t actually had a proper Summer Crush in a really long time. Maybe because it happened so unexpectedly. I mean, Lawless is not a romance, nor will it be sold as one. But the relationship between Tom Hardy and Jessica Chastain is as romantic as you’ By Lainey • May 24, 2012 01:46 pm
Twilight Twilight's First Cannes Robert Pattinson walked the carpet at the premiere for On The Road last night in support of girlfriend Kristen Stewart and his boy Tom Sturridge. They arrived separately; he first, and she with her castmates later. I don't hate this Balenciaga dress but I also don't By Lainey • May 24, 2012 12:12 pm
Lifestyle Michelle's cute bikini Her body is...goddamn. I talked to her at a party the other night. She was wearing a studded leather jacket, black maxi dress, reclined on a couch. Suuuuuper sexy and chill. I wanted to make out with her. And the most glorious skin. Am really into this bikini. Reminds By Lainey • May 24, 2012 11:09 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Garrett Hedlund in On The Road I was worried about Garrett Hedlund after seeing TRON: Legacy. That was not a good movie. And he... wasn’t good in it. But he didn’t seem in a hurry to do much else after Country Strong. After seeing On The Road, now I know why. Whoever is managing By Lainey • May 24, 2012 10:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole flies back and forth Nicole Richie was in Australia last week with Joel Madden and their children while he’s there to work on The Voice. On Monday she was in New York for the Fifi Awards. Yesterday she arrived back in Sydney to be with her family. God that is a LONG flight. By Lainey • May 24, 2012 09:23 am
Intro for May 24, 2012 Dear Gossips, I’m officially wrapped in Cannes. Have to head home now for two events this weekend, including one in Victoria. Hi Victoria! Tricky column today as I fly out of Nice to Frankfurt at 6:30am local, connect from Frankfurt to Toronto, landing at 10am ET, and then By Lainey • May 24, 2012 09:00 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Bonnie Wright's Cannes flats At the gala tonight for On The Road. What do we think of this? Bonnie isn't in the movie so I appreciate the effort to not be a "look at me!" person at someone else's party. At the same time, this particular pair seems By Lainey • May 23, 2012 03:12 pm
Dumbass Slumjob reality show Ojani Noa and Cris Judd must be so bitter that they hooked up too early with Jennifer Lopez, before the explosion of reality television. Page Six reports that JLo has signed with Oxygen for a reality show featuring her backup dancer boyfriend in his role as “head choreographer” on her By Lainey • May 23, 2012 03:00 pm
Madonna Born to be Material Madonna and daughter Lourdes today announced that Georgia May Jagger, daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, is the new global face of their Material Girl clothing line. Georgia follows Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, in the position. Kelly followed Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl who headlines her own By Lainey • May 23, 2012 02:00 pm
Lifestyle Sasha’s INTO IT: sen7 FRAGRANCE ATOMIZER WHAT: SEN7 FRAGRANCE ATOMIZER WHERE: CLICK HERE WHY: AS IF I just discovered that this invention exists?! Am I the only loser who didn’t know? Well, whatever, either way I’m so on board with these slick travel perfume bottles. They come in an assortment of fun colors (I’ By Lainey • May 23, 2012 01:32 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The Great Gatsby First Trailer A teaser for The Master was released the other day, now The Great Gatsby, and I wonder if we’ll be getting something soon from Les Miserables, or perhaps even Django Unchained, seeing as some of the early hyped so-called award contenders seem to be flexing themselves this week. Many By Lainey • May 23, 2012 01:00 pm
Style Kristen Stewart’s great start to Cannes YES. That Marchesa she wore at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman was horsesh-t. Click here if you need a reminder and want to shudder. But I wondered at the time if she was saving her load for her first splash at Cannes. Check out Stewart at By Lainey • May 23, 2012 12:36 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession If Gwyneth ranked her friends Gwyneth couldn’t hold Cameron Diaz’s hand last night for too long because she had to hang out with former President Bill Clinton at the Clinton Foundation Millennium Network in London. She wore a f-cking AMAZING white brocade-ish (can we call it that? or is it more like lace By Lainey • May 23, 2012 12:08 pm
The First SMUT Vancouver Hi Vancouver! We’ve been doing the SMUT Soiree with The Society for six years now (soon to be seven) in Toronto. This year, for the first time, it’s happening in Vancouver too! The inaugural SMUT Soiree West Coast edition takes place on Thursday, June 7th. There will be By Lainey • May 23, 2012 11:35 am
Cannes 2012 A Porn-less Pitt Carpet As we all know by now, the Jolie wasn’t with Brad Pitt at the Killing Them Softly premiere last night. We’ll get to that in a minute. Without Angelina, Brad stayed close to his team, preferring to pose with them in a group instead of alone. Not that By Lainey • May 23, 2012 10:53 am
