Movie Reviews and Previews Colin, Noomi, and Total Recall A new trailer for Total Recall has been released. It’s better. Not sure if I’m desperate to see it but I might be more...interested? Total Recall opens on August 3, just two weeks after The Dark Knight Rises. It was supposed to go head to head against By Lainey • Jun 28, 2012 12:15 pm
Hook Ups The Johnny Amber strategy As mentioned yesterday in the coverage of the Us Weekly article on Johnny Depp’s “broken heart”, the magazine’s sources claim that Johnny stepped out on Vanessa with an extra on Pirates Of The Caribbean and maybe Eva Green and Amber Heard and his publicist, but only because V By Lainey • Jun 28, 2012 11:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Where’s Aaron? Aaron Taylor-Johnson (that’s the first time I’ve called him that and it feels so good) has been missing from the Savages red carpets. He was a no-show in LA and he wasn’t around for the one in NY last night either. The easy answer is By Lainey • Jun 28, 2012 10:17 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rihanna’s red and pink tuxedo With pink lapels. I don’t love it. The pink satin is off-putting to me. Also I’m not sure about the cut of her jacket. If it were me I’d have made it shorter, with more definition at the waist. Shoes are badass though. By Lainey • Jun 28, 2012 09:52 am
Intro for June 28, 2012 Dear Gossips, Have you ever noticed that Matthew McConaughey doesn’t finish words that end in consonants? We went to a Magic Mike screening last night. He opens the movie by asking a crowd of moist screamers “You wanna touch this?” Only when he says it, it comes out “You By Lainey • Jun 28, 2012 09:42 am
Sports London Survival 2012 Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:53 pm
Famewhores Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 04:35 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Blake’s unimaginative Jenny Packham The material here doesn’t exactly suggest luxury, especially not with the price tag. At the hem, see? It just seems so...insubstantial, you know? People come in from the suburbs on a Saturday night wearing these kinds of dresses. I’d feel better about it if her tits weren’ By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 02:05 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Maleficent’s staff, Maleficent’s twins The Jolie’s staff looks to have a green eye staring out from its head. Does it fire laser beams? Any character with horns growing out her head has to walk around with a staff. It would be irresponsible not to. Maybe one day nerds will start writing horny fan By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 01:41 pm
Sports Tom Hiddleston, tennis, and ping-pong I don’t visit Tom Hiddleston’s Twitter anymore. It’s better this way. Click here if you’re new to this. Hiddleston hilariously posing inside a hula hoop with Grace Jones at an exclusive Wimbledon celebrity suite the other day is one thing. But his Twitter is the electronic By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 01:20 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katy Perry’s Snow White Dress Or some kind of Disney princess, right? This is the cut of it. And it really suits her. Classic with a modern streak of purple through her hair. And, secretly or not, don’t we all wish we could wear a tulle petticoat once in a while? By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 12:14 pm
BFFs Robert Pattinson, the “swaggy bro” Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 12:05 pm
Downton Abbey Bendy’s arty night out The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party is happening tonight in London. Benedict Cumberbatch showed up because he’s arty and English. Sarah from Cinesnark was mad at me a couple of weeks ago after I posted pictures - click here if you missed them - of Bendy’s bare feet at a fashion By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 11:05 am
BFFs Posh rushes home I love the side panels on these pants. But is it always winter where Posh goes? They don’t make them small enough for her, do they? On me that sh-t would be stretched out to the point where you’d be able to hear the stitches extending to By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 10:24 am
Break Ups It’s all Vanessa’s fault Here we go. And we were waiting for it, weren’t we? This is the cover of the new issue of Us Weekly. Us Weekly is published by Jann Wenner, a good friend of Johnny Depp. Last week I wondered about Us Weekly’s coverage of the situation while every By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 10:05 am
Intro for June 27, 2012 Dear Gossips, Morley reminded me of this video just a few weeks ago. It’s from 2004 at Meryl Streep’s AFI Lifetime Achievement Award gala. Nora Ephron was one of the speakers. If you’ve not seen it before you’ll love it. She’s funny, of course, obviously. By Lainey • Jun 27, 2012 09:25 am
