John Mayer John Mayer went to Montana Two years ago he was a tweeting, blogging, pissing, insufferable douchebag. And he admits to it. Then he did what so few of them have the courage to do: John Mayer promised to go away and...he actually went away. John Mayer was sick of himself. John Mayer was sick By Lainey • May 18, 2012 11:35 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jada walks sideways In person she doesn't look as... harsh. Not necessarily softer, but not quite as intense. Anyway, she showed up at the CK party last night in this dress - also better in person - but had to Mimi styles her way up the stairs. There was an attendant By Lainey • May 18, 2012 11:24 am
BFFs Isla & Naomi: Cannes Women In Film Last night’s Calvin Klein Collection and euphoria Calvin Klein party was to celebrate women in film. It was however acknowledged during the toast that this year’s Cannes Film Festival features no female directors, prompting representatives from the Independent Film Project to lobby for greater diversity in the industry By Lainey • May 18, 2012 11:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Marion in Cannes, Guillaume in NY As I reported yesterday, Guillaume Canet was not in Cannes with Marion Cotillard yesterday for the premiere of De Rouille et d’os. Guillaume stayed back with Marcel in New York where he’s directing Blood Ties. How CUTE are these pictures of him playing with his boy? That child’ By Lainey • May 18, 2012 11:05 am
Sacha Baron Cohen I like you in these clothes Last week at the Dictator premiere in London I asked Isla Fisher whether or not she’s attracted to General Aladeen. She was like, “God no, he’s vile. But I am very, very attracted to my husband”. I could be very, very attracted to her husband too if he’ By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:54 am
Quiveration The Beckham Olympics David Beckham was in Athens yesterday with Princess Anne at the Olympic Torch Handover ceremony. The Torch begins its journey to London tomorrow and will travel across England until July 27th when the Games begin. Accuse me of being a slave to globalisation all you want but I LOVE the By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:45 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva wears roses I thought in thumbnail that they were strawberries and got really excited. Then I opened it up and realised they were roses. Deflation. By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:27 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Freida's rough start in Cannes Haven't liked anything she's worn so far, which is disappointing. Freida could be killing it here, you know? Instead there was that ugly pink peplum sh-t on opening night and then last night in green with a tray on her waist and then today for a By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:19 am
Frauds John’s video for Kelly First of all... Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the By Lainey • May 18, 2012 10:08 am
Quiveration Joshua Jackson has no ego Diane Kruger was recognised last night at the Calvin Klein Collection and euphoria Calvin Klein party in association with the IFP to celebrate women in film. (This is where the linen cocktail napkins were happening.) It gets cool at night here in Cannes. Diane, in Calvin Klein, had a black By Lainey • May 18, 2012 09:59 am
Intro for May 18, 2012 Dear Gossips, The thing about the people at these fancy Cannes parties is that I’m not sure they stop to appreciate the cocktail napkins. I’m serious. Someone with a tray comes ‘round offering a cube of delicious goat cheese topped by a piece of bacon over a light By Lainey • May 18, 2012 09:32 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nina's nude sateen Oh Nina. You know I have a lot of love for Nina. It's a sentence often repeated on this blog. You also know I hate sateen. If Nina can't even make sateen work, sateen will NEVER work. It's just not a material that ever By Lainey • May 18, 2012 09:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Charlize's red shoulders What do we call this? Caped shoulders? I like the high fashiony-ness of it. But I'm not sure the medieval shape is the most flattering from some angles. Having said that, it's right in there with her character and the film... By Lainey • May 17, 2012 05:00 pm
Maple Leaf Battleship vs The Avengers Week 3 Taylor Kitsch was in New York this week for a last push to promote Battleship. After this he pretty much goes right into press for Savages. Battleship opens on Friday. Can it challenge The Avengers? The Avengers made over $100 million on its SECOND weekend. That’s crazy. I’m By Lainey • May 17, 2012 04:44 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession My Mom Is Emma Thompson Emma Thompson showed up at the London premiere of MIB3 with her daughter Gaia. SO cute, right? Both in white. And with the same hair! You know how at some point or another our parents always end up embarrassing us? Look at Emma being Emma, with all those facial expressions, By Lainey • May 17, 2012 03:57 pm
Lifestyle Jessica & Jada’s dots in Cannes If we’re having a Madagascar dot-off I’ll say Jada Pinkett Smith wins this one. And I don’t love Jada’s dress a lot. It’s just that Jessica Chastain’s seems too super cutesy. Thoughts? By Lainey • May 17, 2012 03:00 pm
