Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kiki’s bad Cannes hair I love the clutch and the un-matchiness of it against her dress. But I wonder why they didn’t bother, like at all, with her hair. I mean, there is zero effort happening here, right? I feel like she got progressively lazier in Cannes. Like for the photo call By Lainey • May 25, 2012 12:43 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jennifer Lawrence: Down Time In London Jennifer Lawrence was photographed on Wednesday with her boyfriend Nicholas Hoult in London. They were on their way to see a show. Cute, right? It’s been a busy stretch for Lawrence. For a long time, actually. You know about The Hunger Games. And she’s been working with Bradley By Lainey • May 25, 2012 12:30 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Berenice’s book clutch Michelle Williams did this a few times during her run for My Week With Marilyn – carrying around a clutch in the shape of a book. Berenice Bejo’s La Femme Amoureuse by Olympia Le Tan, made in very limited edition, sells for $1500. I’m partial to La Peste. Wouldn’ By Lainey • May 25, 2012 11:55 am
Style Granny is perky Nicole Kidman looked amazing in Lanvin last night at Palais for The Paperboy. Have you read my breast discussion in the Janet Janet lifestyle post from earlier today? Click here if you missed it. Granny Freeze has never been ample breasted. And now in her mid-40s, as you can By Lainey • May 25, 2012 11:45 am
Weddings Keira Knightley engaged Keira Knightley’s publicist has confirmed that she’s engaged to James Righton. They’ve been together just over a year. Keira and James were at TIFF in 2011 for A Dangerous Method. I saw them together at the Grey Goose/Soho House party and, as I noted at the By Lainey • May 25, 2012 11:04 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried needs her breaks It was the first day of auditions for X Factor yesterday with judge Britney Spears. TMZ reported that she lost her sh-t over a contestant singing Hold It Against Me and took off, leaving the other 3 on the panel to continue during her “break”. Britney’s people insist By Lainey • May 25, 2012 10:43 am
Famewhores Pipsqueak scores for Shelfy Jessica Biel has been trying to produce and star in a movie called The Devil In The Deep Blue Sea (terrible title) for a while now. At least 18 months if not longer. The project was going nowhere. Then this week it was announced from Cannes that the project had By Lainey • May 25, 2012 10:20 am
Intro for May 25, 2012 Dear Gossips, Are you seeing Moonrise Kingdom this weekend? As I wrote last week I LOVED it. And I hope you do too. But even if you don’t, I also don’t think you’ll regret it. Let me know. I wish that I’d been able to stay By Lainey • May 25, 2012 09:51 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s Cannes hair Kate Upton was the worst for me at the Met Gala. So everything else is almost an improvement. I don’t hate this dress as much as I could have hated something else. Not exactly a compliment but also not a balls-out criticism either...? She’s just, I mean, By Lainey • May 25, 2012 09:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Janet’s Cannes side-breast That’s a really good argument for why to get your tits done: so that they can stand up in a dress without a bra. And I’m not kidding. There are so many amazing dresses that only work without a bra. And those of us who are not flat- By Lainey • May 25, 2012 09:14 am
Quiveration Summer Crushing Tom Hardy Maybe because I haven’t actually had a proper Summer Crush in a really long time. Maybe because it happened so unexpectedly. I mean, Lawless is not a romance, nor will it be sold as one. But the relationship between Tom Hardy and Jessica Chastain is as romantic as you’ By Lainey • May 24, 2012 01:46 pm
Twilight Twilight's First Cannes Robert Pattinson walked the carpet at the premiere for On The Road last night in support of girlfriend Kristen Stewart and his boy Tom Sturridge. They arrived separately; he first, and she with her castmates later. I don't hate this Balenciaga dress but I also don't By Lainey • May 24, 2012 12:12 pm
Lifestyle Michelle's cute bikini Her body is...goddamn. I talked to her at a party the other night. She was wearing a studded leather jacket, black maxi dress, reclined on a couch. Suuuuuper sexy and chill. I wanted to make out with her. And the most glorious skin. Am really into this bikini. Reminds By Lainey • May 24, 2012 11:09 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Garrett Hedlund in On The Road I was worried about Garrett Hedlund after seeing TRON: Legacy. That was not a good movie. And he... wasn’t good in it. But he didn’t seem in a hurry to do much else after Country Strong. After seeing On The Road, now I know why. Whoever is managing By Lainey • May 24, 2012 10:18 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Nicole flies back and forth Nicole Richie was in Australia last week with Joel Madden and their children while he’s there to work on The Voice. On Monday she was in New York for the Fifi Awards. Yesterday she arrived back in Sydney to be with her family. God that is a LONG flight. By Lainey • May 24, 2012 09:23 am
Intro for May 24, 2012 Dear Gossips, I’m officially wrapped in Cannes. Have to head home now for two events this weekend, including one in Victoria. Hi Victoria! Tricky column today as I fly out of Nice to Frankfurt at 6:30am local, connect from Frankfurt to Toronto, landing at 10am ET, and then By Lainey • May 24, 2012 09:00 am