Intro for April 9, 2012 Dear Gossips, “Try to smile with your mouth closed.” Really. It’s the small details. When a man’s family consists of daughter-wives, well, that’s why they all look like daughter-wives. And isn’t that exactly the girl who would be bent over in the bowels of a boat By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 09:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Alba's Easter maxi Many of you have been writing to Sasha for maxi dress recommendations lately. I like this one worn by Jessica Alba this Easter weekend, especially paired with a denim vest, if only to completely eliminate any smell of great-aunt from the print. Super cute, right? By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 08:45 am
Maple Leaf Teenagers eating cheap food My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message: OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 03:58 pm
Salma Hayek Taylor will be OK. Blake might be better As mentioned several times already, after screening Oliver Stone’s Savages a couple of months ago, Universal was so jacked by its potential that it moved its release date up from September to July, right in the middle of box office season. My sources told me during Oscar week that By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:38 pm
Clown You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP and the new mother Today’s GOOP is holiday appropriate - all about the egg: the birth egg. After all, pregnancy is the female obsession. True story: Our nephew came over last week. He’s 11, grade 6. The public nurse has been coming around to talk to them about their bodies and “hormones” By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 01:38 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s white jeans and stripes All over it. She looks amazing. And I am terrified to put on my white jeans right now. The goal though is to get them on in Cannes. 5 weeks to Cannes. White jeans and stripes for Cannes. By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 11:37 am
Break Ups Vanessa’s in Paris but not with Johnny Johnny should be in New Mexico working on The Lone Ranger. His reportedly estranged girlfriend Vanessa Paradis meanwhile is at home in Paris, seen yesterday leaving Ralph’s restaurant after a meeting with French musician Benjamin Biolay. It was rumoured last year that the two would be collaborating on new By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 11:09 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse - are you decorating? Prince Harry was spotted leaving a shoppe called Fake Landscapes in London yesterday. You’ll recall, it was reported last week that Harry’s moved out of his dad’s place and into a bachelor suite at Kensington Palace; he’s now next-wing neighbours with the Cambridges. So... Is Harry By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 10:32 am
Intro for April 5, 2012 Dear Gossips, We’re liveblogging today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Please join Duana, Sarah, and me before your long weekend! Here’s what I was struggling with last night: I LOVE golf. I love playing golf and I love watching golf. And of course it’s the Masters. I By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 10:07 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Claire Danes in Preen I love this dress a lot. But it was sent down the runway (click here to see) slightly, ever so slightly, shorter and I feel like that’s a better length. Right now it’s all in between and not really doing much. Right? By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 09:57 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sailor Model I mean... It’s a little too much, isn’t it? Can’t. I just can’t get with it. Also, something about the shoes really annoys me. It’s how the white trim is curves on the bottom. For some reason this is making me crazy. By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 05:39 pm
Hook Ups Young & Popular Not a person, but a couple. The ratio of sh-t talking messages to “yay love them” messages about the Michelle Williams/Jason Segel hook-up has been 1-1000. Almost everyone likes the idea. Sounds like Busy Phillips figured it out for everyone. But it’s only the beginning. And making love By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 05:31 pm
Maple Leaf The Legend Of Ryan Gosling You hear about this? A British journalist called Laurie Penny was crossing the street the wrong way yesterday and could have been hit by a cab but Ryan Gosling “rescued” her. Then she tweeted about it. The story made headlines everywhere. Click here for the full play by play (beyond By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 03:46 pm
Equality Issues Why Mindy Kaling is important This is Mindy Kaling in LA pretending to be NY shooting her pilot. And great timing too after Vanity Fair’s ridiculous cover yesterday featuring women in television but only under the covers. Click here to revisit that post. It’s enough to make Lee Aronsohn hire another stripper to By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 03:13 pm
Douchebags Pippy’s big snappy wedding Both Us Weekly and PEOPLE have reported recently that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry this summer and it’ll be a mega event. Supposedly it was Jessica who wanted a small, intimate affair but Pips insisted that he wanted to go big, declaring that it would be “her By Lainey • Apr 04, 2012 12:58 pm
