Pitt "Porn" Pitt Porn & a BFF! They brought the Pitt Porn harder than they have all season last night, perhaps detecting some weakness in George Clooney’s campaign...? As you’ve seen and read, the Brange has been laying it on pretty thick lately, especially Brad Pitt, with the marriage talk and even more marriage talk, By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 02:16 pm
B-tchFace I did you a favour, SAGs That was her expression, wasn’t it? As she stalked across the stage to present the award for Best Actor, a look of impatience and exasperation on her face, like it was such a f-cking inconvenience to be there, Natalie Portman was basically telling the Screen Actors Guild that they’ By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 12:32 pm
Try The Underdog at the SAGs Like most of you, playing Hate Lea Michele’s Hard-Posing used to be my favourite sport too. And then Taylor Swift happened. Taylor Swift came along and took Eponine away, a role that Lea was made for. Even for those who couldn’t bear Lea, you knew that this part By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 12:15 pm
Girlcrushes SAG Prom by Emma Stone It’s not my favourite; this silhouette never is. Perhaps on someone else I’d be more annoyed than I am. But because it’s Emma Stone, and she has demonstrated a willingness to try new shapes and lines, to not be boxed into one particular look, I’ve a By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 11:57 am
BFFs Worst SAG Choker: Kristen Wiig I like Kristen Wiig so much but that f-cking choker was so objectionable to me it almost affected how I felt about the wearer, this is what you risk with a terrible accessory. Like, I’m all for understated Balenciaga. And in many ways, Kristen Wiig is very understated Balenciaga. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 11:34 am
Media Manipulation Suddenly not the favourite: George & Stacy at the SAG Awards As you know, as you’ve seen, George Clooney has been working it HARD the last 6 weeks or so for his Best Actor Oscar. Up to last night, he was winning everywhere. He won so much he’d accept his awards like monologues, prepared speeches about his parents toiling By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 11:17 am
SAG Awards 2012 Viola Davis surges ahead She was the Best Actress at Critics’ Choice. And she won the SAG Award last night. Suddenly Viola Davis has edged ahead of both Meryl Streep and Michelle Williams for Oscar Best Actress making it tight race to the Kodak. Did you see the Streep’s face? She was delighted. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:55 am
Style Best SAG Print: Shailene Woodley We will fight a lot today about what we liked, what we didn’t like, what we could not deal with. This will probably be one of them. Most of you, I’m sure, probably loathed the L’Wren Scott beaded gown worn by Shailene Woodley. Me I love it By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:41 am
Bad Style There are barnacles on your SAG dress, Julianna Margulies Dresses that look like living things, organisms, freak me out. Last time it happened was when Heidi Klum wore lettuce at the Emmys. This, I realise, is not a universal phobia. But me, I don’t like imagining things growing on clothing. Heidi’s dress looked like it could breed. By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:34 am
Bad Style Best SAG Hair for a Bad Dress: Diane Lane As Kelly Osbourne said last night, and repeated by Duana, pulling off a ponytail with a one shoulder is not an easy accomplishment. Diane Lane did it so beautifully. Always so beautiful. I just really... don’t care for this dress. It’s OK, I guess. And, well, not much By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:04 am
SAG Awards 2012 Best Beneficiary of Being in a George Clooney movie: Judy Greer at the SAG Awards You know Judy Greer. We all know Judy Greer. We’ve all seen a Judy Greer movie. I promise you, we’ve all probably seen at least two Judy Greer movies. Judy Greer is the only thing I liked about The Descendants, a film that continues to confuse me for By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:43 am
Douchebags SAG Most Pouty: Michael Pitt How amazingly desperately pouty was Michael Pitt last night? I’d rather be strumming my guitar smoking cigarettes in a dive hole jazz bar, is this what you’re trying to tell me? Before or after you spend your money from modelling for Prada? Yes, Michael Pitt is the face By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:33 am
SAG Awards 2012 The Screen Actors Guild Awards 2012 Best thing that happened at the SAGs? Angie and Tilda are BFF! More on that later. God I miss Joan Rivers on the red carpet. Joan Rivers wouldn’t ask Meryl Streep, “What kind of actress are you?” And if she did, she’d specify that in terms of nudity By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:14 am
Intro for January 30, 2012 Dear Gossips, Spending over 3 hours watching an award show often feels excruciating. Spending 5 hours watching a tennis match, and a grand slam final no less... well... It’s exhilarating. How can the Oscars be more like Djokovic vs Nadal at the Australian Open and less like... the Oscars? By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:01 am
Photo Assumption Marion & Joaquin A long time ago, when Joaquin Phoenix was #1 on my Five List, before he revealed himself to be a mega prick, and before Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet (happily) came together in real life, I would have reacted differently to these photos. Almost optimistically. In 2007, I would have By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 04:17 pm
Bradley Cooper Zoe & Coop’s group photo Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are at Sundance to promote The Words. There was a group media and photo session. They were careful not to be too obvious about the fact that they’re dating. Which makes it even more obvious that they’re dating. Like, practically living together as By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 03:21 pm
