Lifestyle Hair Envy by Patrick Dempsey Never mind the men, how many women would love to have his hair? Look at it. I’m not sure he’s lost a single strand since birth. So he’ll never be the Sexiest Man Alive. But he’ll also never have a receding hairline. I feel like that By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 01:26 pm
Amazingness Meangirl in the hall Remember when my friend Lara and I were cut down by Anna Wintour’s eyes at the MET Gala a few years ago? Click here for a refresher. It was the best. I mean, you know that woman is a Master Bitch. And to have experienced it first hand... these By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 01:13 pm
Lifestyle Red Jeans: Isla Fisher edition I know. I have a jeans problem. And an even more serious red jeans problem. I love my red jeans so much. It’ll go away soon. For now though, every celebrity in red jeans it’s like I have to post it. Click here for the previous red jeans By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 12:18 pm
Gary Oldman Gary Oldman loves Jessica Chastain As Brad Pitt said, admiringly, of Jessica Chastain: “Seven pictures in 2011 and five in 2012. Usually an actor has to work in the porn industry to have that kind of success.” Jessica Chastain is pretty much why Jessica Biel has to marry Justin Timberlake. There’s really nothing else By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 12:06 pm
Gorgessity Brange is all business There was some Pitt Porn posing on Saturday night in Palm Springs but mostly, for both of them, it was Work Time. Both of them were selling, and separately. About half an hour before arrivals, a publicist representing Angelina’s film In The Land Of Blood and Honey came down By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 11:52 am
Lainey Interviews The Chairman goes Inside The Actors Studio George Clooney is in New York today to tape his appearance on Inside The Actors Studio and to attend the NBR gala tomorrow night. Stacy Keibler has accompanied him on the trip. We’ll come back to this. But after all this time, Lipton has finally landed George Clooney. A By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 10:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Not pregnant at 30 Catherine of William is 30 today. Pippa and Harry are supposedly planning a birthday party for her. And UK tabloids are reporting that Prince William has been thinking of what to gift her: a watch and a commissioned oil painting to commemorate her first year as his wife. How would By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 10:15 am
Lifestyle Carpets and Candids: Mila misses in purple Doesn’t happen often; it’s hard to f-ck up Mila Kunis. I mean, look at Mila Kunis. Well, except for here, in a purple dress this weekend at the St Jude Children’s Hospital 50th Annniversary Benefit Gala. The gathering around the waist isn’t so flattering, is By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 09:50 am
Carey Mulligan Carey & Marcus too Check it out - a very rare sighting of Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford in New York this weekend where she participated in a New York Times event. Carey’s been in Australia shooting The Great Gatsby for Baz Luhrmann. She and Marcus are reportedly engaged though it’s not even By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 09:39 am
Emma Stone Thank you so much, Emma & Andrew I have been perv-wishing for months for pictures of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield loving each other. There was some handholding before Christmas. And hugging too. But nothing quite like these... These are the best, and the cutest, so far. Here are Emma and Andrew in New York the By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 09:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Blue Ivy, security, and vaginal preservation Blue Ivy. Blue IV. Why not Blue Four? Well I guess that would be too Beckham Seven. I suppose they think the Ivy IV is pretty clever. Clever or not, it certainly wasn’t random. Four is their favourite number. Somehow they found a way to work it in. Including By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 08:46 am
Intro for January 9, 2012 Dear Gossips, You should know already what this intro will be about. I mean...The Throne, she crowned. And not even the Brange going out on Saturday night in Palm Springs could push her out of the way. But first... Can I get a little boasty? Because, well, The Heir By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 08:30 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Charlize goes 2 for 2 in Palm Springs Young Adult was honoured at the Palm Springs Film Festival. In typical Charlize Theron bitch styles, she tried to run down the red carpet and avoided most outlets...because, right, her version of campaigning is to speak to ass kissy film nerds and hang out with the proper producer-voters. By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 08:25 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Shailene Woodley in Palm Springs Her Stella McCartney was my favourite at the gala on Saturday night. But I’ve already talked about how much I love that Stella collection. And it was perfect on young Shailene Woodley who arrived with the cast of The Descendants, all of them campaigning hard against The Artist. The By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 08:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Not today Beyonce went out today. Little Rider is still inside of her. So maybe tonight, but definitely not today. Last week, some idiot released an idiot rumour that she’d given birth and called the baby Tiana. It lit up Twitter, made every headline on every site, spiked traffic everywhere...and By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 06:19 pm
Joaquin Phoenix Out of retirement Check out Joaquin Phoenix in Hollywood today on a cigarette break. As you know, Joaquin announced his retirement, but then it was supposedly all for a mock documentary, which no one understood. And now he’s back to doing what he does best: acting. Hopefully without complaining. Because he really By Lainey • Jan 06, 2012 06:07 pm