Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kerry Washington in white I cannot decide if I like this dress. Leaning towards not. But from certain angles, there’s such a interesting shape. Maybe it’s the tulle that’s throwing me off, especially along the hem. It automatically screams bride. So much better from the waist up. See? I keep going By Lainey • Nov 04, 2011 09:30 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Amber Heard’s Nude Dress For the UK premiere of The Rum Diary last night with Johnny Depp. I hate it. I hate it because she’s not Pamela Anderson. And this is a dress Pamela Anderson would pick for herself, slashed with a titty V in the front. In other words, not particularly elegant. By Lainey • Nov 04, 2011 09:23 am
Douchebags Poor SJP Sarah Jessica Parker went to the Melbourne Cup Carnival today and had to hang out with Elizabeth Hurley and that vile Shane Warne she’s engaged to. Some people are really good at not letting their inside thoughts show up on their faces. This ...is not one of my skills. By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 01:37 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Bond 23: Skyfall Well, I guess it’s a better than Quantum of Solace. Still... Skyfall isn’t lighting me on fire on originality, you know? Skyfall is the title of a Tom Cruise movie. Tom Cruise would be really, really excited about something called Skyfall. Which is the next Bond. They announced By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 01:09 pm
Twilight Twi-Hard Immortal All the Twi-Hards went to sleep happy last night because Kristen Stewart arrived back in LA which means she and Robert Pattinson slept in the same bed and all is well in the world. They were still happy when they woke up this morning because today’s the day By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 08:59 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Marion Cotillard red coat and stripes Marion Cotillard arrived in New York yesterday with her son Marcel presumably to work on The Dark Knight Rises. How beautiful she is without makeup, non? And I am totally ripping off this travel outfit. The stripes mute the red coat, and I need to find myself a pair of By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 08:37 am
Dumbass Hollywood Sliding Doors: Jessica Biel edition Many of you have emailed about Jessica Biel’s quote in the new issue of ELLE magazine. You know, about the fact that she could have been Allie Hamilton to Ryan Gosling’s Noah Calhoun in The Notebook? Apparently it’s the “role that got away”: “The Notebook. That’s By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 08:30 am
George Clooney Hugh Jackman on Conan and Clooney Hugh Jackman was on Conan this week. He entered the studio by imitating Conan. Perfectly. The one-two hip check? Amazing. Needless to say he was brilliant, and funny, and charming, and wore his suit beautifully, and continues to prove that he really is the nicest man in the business By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 07:31 am
Intro for November 3, 2011 Dear Gossips, Imagine getting to a point in your life when a 30 day jail sentence is actually what you WANT? This happened to Lindsay Lohan in court yesterday. And she was happy about it. Because it could have been a lot more. If you were ordered to jail for By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 07:22 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zhang Ziyi Cinderella dress Zhang Ziyi was at the Rome Film Festival last night for the premiere of Love for Life. If ever there was a dress for Cinderella... Not sure about the choice of earrings but really like the makeup. (How long is this Rome Film Festival anyway???) By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 07:09 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Lourdes and her skinny jeans There was a casting call yesterday in New York at Macy’s for Madonna’s Material Girl clothing line that’s apparently now being managed, at least partly, by her 15 year old daughter Lourdes who was at the event with Kelly Osbourne and I don’t blame you if By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 07:04 am
Girly Throw Downs There’s the Blake we knew The one who’d show up to the Met Gala with her ass hanging out of a too short, too small dress. The one who claimed to not have a stylist and tarted up all her clothes. That Girl hasn’t been around in a while. After her nude photos By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 01:03 pm
Prince Albert of Monaco Serenity seeks asylum How much do you love that shot of Julie Andrews at the table with Prince Albert and Her Serenity Charlene of Monaco? God he seems like such a buffoon. Here they are, the newlyweds Grimaldi in New York last night at the Princess Grace Awards Gala. Charlene, as you can By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 12:51 pm
Royals Princes & Princesses The Cambridges were in Copenhagen today visiting the UNICEF Emergency Supply Centre to bring attention to the ongoing crisis in the Horn of Africa. Together with Crown Princess Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, the royal couples met with those who are working to distribute emergency food and medical By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 12:26 pm
Gorgessity A haircut to make you cry a little Michelle Williams covers the new issue of UK Elle. She looks SO beautiful. Michelle of course is promoting My Week With Marilyn for which she may receive yet another Oscar nomination. As you know, she plays Marilyn Monroe and there has already been much discussion about the accent, the mannerisms, By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 09:40 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber’s “fleeting affair” Hugh Grant’s “fleeting affair” just produced a daughter. Click here if you missed that post late yesterday. Now some girl, 20 years old, is claiming her “fleeting affair” with Justin Bieber also produced a child. And she’s suing him for child support. Star Magazine broke the story along By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 09:25 am
