Girly Throw Downs One rises, one falls Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 12:35 pm
Girly Throw Downs A Rock Girlfriend > Dina Lohan Vulture’s interview with Bebe Buell was the best thing I read yesterday. SO good. Like vintage smut. She keeps saying back in the day, it was a different life, it was a different way. Have you seen Almost Famous? Penny Lane played by Kate Hudson? That was inspired by By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 11:28 am
Intro for September 28, 2011 Dear Gossips, It’s Gossip Night in Vancouver! Look forward to seeing you at French Connection on Robson at 6:30pm. We can talk about the actress who just homewrecked a family. See you there! Roman Polanski accepted an award in Zurich yesterday as it was announced that a documentary By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 11:11 am
BFFs Your buddy’s girl’s nipple If only Dylan were here. Because I’ve no doubt Dylan has been both Joseph Gordon-Levitt AND Sean Lennon in this situation. At the premiere of 50/50 last night, JGL posed with his friend Sean, and then Sean’s girlfriend Charlotte jumped into the shot, and everyone put By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:43 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s having a baby? I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. How are By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:27 pm
Girly Throw Downs Salma, stepmother I kept meaning to write about this during TIFF but it always ended up getting buried. So you know Salma Hayek’s husband Francois-Henri Pinault fathered a baby with Linda Evangelista and now she’s suing him for child support because she says he gives his other baby, with By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:07 pm
Ryan Gosling Ryan Gosling: on suits and trying He was on Jay Leno last night. That suit on him? Goddamn. Goddamn that’s a good suit. And I like the way he talks about it too. And looks at himself on the monitor. Then there’s a Justin Bieber shout-out which, it made me laugh the way By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 04:06 pm
Quiveration Fassy Robocop? What? You’re not tired of all the remakes yet? Next up: Robocop. Apparently the script is ready. They’re not thinking about casting. And the director, Jose Padilha, says he’d like to talk to Michael Fassbender. That, obviously, doesn’t mean sh-t in terms of actual confirmation By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 02:52 pm
Rihanna Lectured by a farmer Rihanna was in Northern Ireland yesterday shooting a video in a field. A farmer had previously given permission for production to happen on his property. Then the farmer saw Rihanna in a bandanna bra rubbing her tits together. At one point, and there are pap photos of it, RiRi actually By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 01:40 pm
Blind Riddles How much does she know? She’s not with her boyfriend anymore and we’re to believe it ended amicably and for her sake, I hope so, but I’m not sure she would deal well with the fact that just a couple of weeks before their split was officially confirmed, he was on the By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 01:27 pm
Top Reads Jen and her really hot escort Sorry so slow today. We're having some internet connection problems. Jennifer Aniston attended the Lifetime screening of Five last night in New York. Her boyfriend Justin Theroux escorted her to the event. Am really enjoying tracking his hot progress. She’s making him hotter and hotter, right? Even By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 01:01 pm
Break Ups Star Magazine vs Demi & Ashton: Part 3, or is it 4? It was exactly a year ago now that Star Magazine repeatedly accused Ashton Kutcher of stepping out on Demi Moore. Click here for a refresher. He denied the claims, threatened to sue the publication (but never did), they made a series of gushy, touchy public appearances together, and eventually the By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 11:40 am
Intro for September 27, 2011 Dear Gossips, Charlie Sheen has settled his suit with Warner Bros. According to TMZ, he’s getting $25 million right off the top. Another hundred million is coming to him over the next 10 years. He really did win in the end. And, you know, Sarah from Cinesnark totally called By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 10:23 am
Do the moms sneak away? Angelina Jolie brought her kids over to Gwen Stefani’s in London for a playdate. Do they actually sit around and watch the children play? Or do they say, “Have fun! Be nice to your nannies!”, and peel away for a few hours with a glass of wine, or two, By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 06:56 pm
Parent Pimps 3% That’s the rating for Taylor Lautner’s Abduction on Rotten Tomatoes. 3%! I don’t think I’ve ever seen it go lower than 5. I mean, I’m sure there are films who’ve scored less, and I’m sure you’ll know-it-all all over my By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 05:35 pm
Amazingness Vintage Jennifer Aniston I am wishing so hard on the Gossip Genie right now about awards season. The prospect of all of those names - Clooney, Brange, Damon, Gosling... and Jennifer Aniston as a presenter? As I mentioned last week, her movie with Justin Theroux (and Paul Rudd) opens in February. Presenting is a By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 05:08 pm
