Gwyneth Paltrow Who does GOOP have to bang? Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t been very active on Twitter lately during her summer holiday. The last time she tweeted before today was on July 21st, a message about “Uncle Jay and KanYe” (who are coming to Vancouver!) Of course it’s “Uncle” because that’s what Apple and Moses call By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 05:59 am
Royals She won’t cry or try to escape It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 05:31 am
Douchebags Reads in trees, compliments himself I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:36 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the By Lainey • Jul 29, 2011 04:10 am
Harry Potter Why is it always Neville? “Greatest Harry Potter Moments” was trending a while ago Twitter. I’m guessing because ITV aired a Top 50 Harry Potter moments special last night? Thanks @swedishgirlies! Am attaching a short video of Neville describing a few of his experiences. “Why is it always me?” Since there are no new By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 09:29 am
Hook Ups Alex and the brunette(s) Click here for my initial post last week about Alexander Skarsgard at Comic-Con, specifically about seeing him at the FilmDistrict party at the Hard Rock on Thursday night. We now know that he was single, having broken up with Kate Bosworth, despite her efforts otherwise. As I mentioned, Alexander spent By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 08:20 am
Sasha Lifestyle NO rolling briefcase, silk robes, Brad’s cargos Written by Sasha I am going back to school this fall to become a lawyer and I need a laptop case/tote that is classy and stylish and will last me all three years! Everyone keeps telling me to get a rolling briefcase but it's just not my By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 07:51 am
Daniel Craig Photo Assumption: Rachel & Daniel Rachel Weisz has been promoting The Whistleblower in New York. There was a premiere last night and then an afterparty. She was spotted leaving hand in hand with husband Daniel Craig. He never smiles, as you know, when he gets papped, but in photo assuming these shots, does he seem By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 06:07 am
Maple Leaf Handpicked by George The Ides of March trailer was released yesterday after the poster came out the day before. George Clooney is the director and he adapted the screenplay with Grant Heslov but even though Clooney is the big name, the story is all Ryan Gosling. It all hinges on Ryan Gosling. And By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 05:34 am
Douchebags Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 04:35 am
Amazingness UN-hearing happened before Many of you are mad at me about this article from yesterday about Colin Firth’s hideous American accent in the new trailer for Main Street. Well, it turns out this moment was foretold a few years ago on Saturday Night Live. Thanks to Kristy and Lindsay for the reminder. By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 03:36 am
The Hunger Games Peeta & Gale cover EW New issue of Entertainment Weekly features the boys of The Hunger Games movie, Liam Hemsworth as Gale and Josh Hutcherson as Peeta. Yeah OK, I totally feel Gale. But Gale was never the major problem. It was Peeta who was stressing us out. So how do you feel now? Apparently By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 03:13 am
Maple Leaf When what makes sense doesn’t actually work In a certain celebrity matchmaking universe, Ellen Page + Jesse Eisenberg would constitute a duh, oh yeah, totally slamdunk. Look at those quirky hipsters with their weird ticks, and the way they both speedtalk, and he hasn’t watched tv or a movie since 1988 and neither has she because they By Lainey • Jul 27, 2011 09:59 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Bad trailer but it offers a glimpse When you woke up today, did you think I’d compliment Robert Pattinson OVER Colin Firth? I am about to. So, in our ongoing review of new trailers I may have missed over the last week or so due to sh-tty wireless at Comic-Con, this is the one they’ve By Lainey • Jul 27, 2011 08:27 am
Dead Showrunning Walking Written byDuana Oh boy. So the showrunner of The Walking Dead, Frank Darabont, has stepped down. All the usual caveats apply. Don’t know him, never worked with, etc. I’m not surprised. The first season was six episodes. Which were based on a comic book, and Darabont wrote them, By Lainey • Jul 27, 2011 07:46 am
Maple Leaf Bad movies people will see More trailer analysis... I don’t actually know how a movie like New Year’s Eve keeps making itself. But now you know why Ashton Kutcher went back to television. Even he couldn’t stand this sh-t anymore. Let’s put the tall guy and the short girl together and By Lainey • Jul 27, 2011 05:54 am
