Parent Pimps Sucking in and posing hard Chloe Moretz attended the Veuve Clicquot polo event in England yesterday with her brother, just 14 and already doing it better than Lohan herself. Look at her sucking in at the photo wall. There’s even a little oral fixation thrown in there the way Lindsay Lohan used to do By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 07:56 am
Sasha Lifestyle Husband in denial and a chronic liar Written bySasha Dear Sasha. About four and a half years ago I met the love of my life. We will call my husband D and although we are very happy and love each other dearly, there is always a big elephant in the room when it comes to one issue, By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 07:44 am
Royals Summoned by the Queen It’s been 8 days now since Prince William and Catherine left North America. No more daily photographs, no more multiple daily wardrobe changes. I miss them! Our next guaranteed sighting of the Cambridges will be in 12 days on July 30 at Zara Phillips’s wedding in Edinburgh. After By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 06:15 am
Bad Style The balcony is his shower Don’t question. Just... enjoy....the sight of Tom Cruise on his balcony in Miami this weekend throwing down some serious microphone moves, totally immersed he must be in his role in Rock of Ages. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s being watched. This isn’ By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 05:02 am
Game of Thrones How do you say “I’ll miss you” in Dothraki? Am home in Vancouver now, finally had a chance to watch the Game of Thrones season finale. SPOILER ALERT...................... ..................................... ..................................... ..................................... ..................................... As expected, the Khaleesi must go on without Khal Drogo. It was inevitable. There’s no way for that character to move on with him there. She would not have fulfilled By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 04:03 am
Hook Ups JLo: who’s next Like I said in the original post on Friday about the JLo/Marc Anthony break up – click here if you missed it – when Jennifer Lopez is done, she is DONE. She falls out of it fast, she gets over it even faster. In fact, we’ll probably spend more time By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 03:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Happy Sisters The Jolie took her two girls out yesterday to a store in LA called Ozzie Dots. They seem to sell costumes. I guess the Chosen One Shiloh wants to be the Bad Angel. For the wedding? While Us Weekly reported last week that the two are planning on marrying before By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 03:00 am
Break Ups JLo and Marc Anthony – DONE! Jennifer Lopez did not bring Marc Anthony to meet Prince William and Catherine the other night. Instead, it was her mother. And now... just in... JLo and Marc Anthony are OVER. "We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 11:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One year of As IF-ing “Harper was a name that we’ve loved for a long time, you know, for a couple of reasons. One of the reasons is, um, Harper’s an old English name which we loved, and one of the other reasons, Victoria’s favourite book is To Kill a Mockingbird and By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 09:32 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Yeah ok, you should be boyfriend and girlfriend Entertainment Weekly is all about Spider-Man in the new Comic-Con preview issue. Andrew Garfield on the cover and something like 15 exclusive photos from the film, due out next year. Two of those images feature Garfield and Emma Stone as boyfriend and girlfriend. OMG. I want them to make babies. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 08:59 am
Maple Leaf I would prefer sleeves Look I get it. How weird it must be. You know the paps are there shooting you. You know they know you know they’re there shooting you. Then you have to spend your entire lunch pretending you don’t know. Or trying not to look, even though it’s By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 06:33 am
Quiveration Neville has chest hair Everyone is talking about Neville. Everyone is jizzing over Neville’s transformation. Wouldn’t be it be CRAZY if in another 10 years, it’s Neville, I mean Matthew Lewis, who’s, like, on the list of Sexiest Men Alive or something? Never mind. It could totally happen this year. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 05:12 am
Maple Leaf Taylor Kitsch: Jesus with Aliens A teaser trailer for John Carter was released the other day featuring Taylor Kitsch very shirtless, very cut, very hot, and, um, not saying much. I suppose that’s the point. It does what a teaser is supposed to do, sure, and that is tease us until the proper trailer By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 04:43 am
BFFs Anna comes to see Hugh There are only 4 more chances to see Hugh Jackman in Concert in Toronto. One show tonight, two tomorrow, and the matinee on Sunday. Then... since Broadway is not yet confirmed...who knows. As I’ve been telling you, over and over and over again, if you can get there, By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 04:21 am
Friday Night Lights Bye Y’all That’s how Tami Taylor would say it, right? If you don’t love Friday Night Lights, don’t bother reading this article, UNLESS of course you want to meet the most authentic marriage in the history of television which, I know, sounds like an oxymoron but this is what By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 03:49 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP’s going for EGOT Gwyneth Paltrow was nominated for an Emmy yesterday. Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series for Glee, alongside Kristin Chenoweth and Dot-Marie Jones, also for Glee, Cloris Leachman in Raising Hope, Tina Fey for hosting SNL, and Elizabeth Banks on 30 Rock. How hard does that bite your ass? How By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 03:13 am
