Hook Ups Jennifer Aniston: one degree of Firecrotch Jesus. It’s too much fontrum, please make it stop. Jennifer Aniston picked up from Jessica Simpson and invited John Mayer into her bed. Last night she was out for dinner with a mystery man. Radaronline.com has just revealed that it’s Harry Morton. Who? Pink Taco? Lindsay Lohan? By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 08:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Guy can be affectionate too Yesterday it was Madonna getting mommy gushy with Lola on the set of W.E., now photos of her ex-husband Guy Ritchie picking up his boys Rocco and David Banda for his turn yesterday before taking them out for dinner at Wagamama. See Lorella? Wagamama! We had one right By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 05:59 am
Relationship Assumption Relationship assumption Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were at the US Open last night watching Andy Roddick lose. I was asked about tennis during the liveblog the other day and if you were following, you know Roddick getting bounced in the 2nd round doesn’t make me sad, not at all. Anyone By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 05:02 am
Hollywood Drugs T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Or Sizzurp. Or By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 04:52 am
Anne Hathaway But what do you mean by “value”? Written by Sarah I have a friend who’s so rich he has no money. His bank statements reflect an amount he can never access. Where I could go into my bank and walk out with a check for my net worth, JJ would probably cripple Wall Street for a By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 04:38 am
Quiveration Don’t be layered Sometimes I worry that Jon Hamm is too perfect – he’s handsome, he’s funny, he’s smart, he’s talented, he’s humble, he’s chill, he doesn’t have a massive ego, he will make a fool out of himself whenever you ask him to, he will dance, By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 04:11 am
Bad Style Natalie surges ahead Black Swan opened the Venice Film Festival yesterday and the reviews have been largely positive. Even when they’re not positive, they’re not total sh-t either, and the critics who love it, really really do love it, some even going so far as to call Black Swan Darren By Lainey • Sep 02, 2010 03:53 am
Emmy Rossum Double Rossum Oh look. It’s the dry heave-inducing Rossum in LA last night leaving a show at the Troubadour with her very own doppelganger. But of course the Rossum would have a friend twin. My friend Lo had a weird anxiety attack about us both wearing our converse in London By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 11:00 am
Fontrum Ultimate Fontrum I never want to be this embarrassed for someone. Because it’s uncomfortable. Embarrassment is awkward and ill-fitting, there’s no pleasure in feeling it, not when it’s related to you, or to someone else. Fontrum is the worst degree of other person embarrassment. And the worst fontrum By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 09:42 am
Amazingness Tender Mother Madonna and Teen Girls Madonna continues to direct W.E. in London. She also wrote the script... Anyway, Lourdes has been with her mom almost constantly on set – she even has a walk on role – obviously eager to follow in the family business. Has been for a while. Madonna raising a teenager - there are By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 09:00 am
Maple Leaf Pacey knows Greek mythology The new issue of NUVO Magazine, published in Vancouver, features our very own Joshua Jackson, photographed in Los Angeles, more handsome than ever. And actually rather erudite. Commenting on the environment and specifically the Gulf oil spill and how it might only be the beginning in a future fraught with By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 08:04 am
Girlcrushes Her glasses match his jacket As declared a couple of weeks ago, any time there are new Cate Blanchett photos, they will get posted. Here’s Cate tonight in Sydney with husband Andrew Upton at the Griffin Theatre’s production of Quack, totally unfussy about her hair, and still steezier than everyone, in Australia and By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 06:00 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger’s meeting his friends Obviously it’s not the first time. After all, she was with him in Japan a few weeks ago and she’s been on tour with Muse on several stops in Europe, but last night it was a proper dinner in London at The Ivy – this is Kate Hudson with By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 04:47 am
Break Ups That’s not the way to go about it There’s an art to bouncing back. And while there are some tree hugger girls out there who’ll insist that we should be above it, we never are above it, and it’s pointless to fight it. When it’s time to see the boss who never appreciated you, By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 04:18 am
Anne Hathaway Weak These pictures are making me weak. Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess are back at it in Paris this morning on location for One Day and, well, see for yourself. They’re making it happen. And that is a good movie kiss. The makings of a great movie kiss: some tension By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 04:10 am
Jensen Ackles Better with his shirt on... Compared to this, non? But why are these, the new Fans, the modern, post Facebook/Twitter iteration of the Fan, why is it so f-cking crazy??? It’s not just Twi-Hards, although Stephenie Meyer did activate some kind of loser gene in her faithful, it’s also these By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 03:23 am
