Dumbass Do you know what you’re wearing... You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f- By Lainey • May 03, 2010 04:16 am
Keith Urban Third Lip plays golf My golf itch hasn’t kicked in yet. Probably because it’s still very wet in Vancouver and I refuse to play with sh-t all over my ball. But golf is definitely something we’ve been doing together, Jacek and I for years. All summer, sometimes 3 times a By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:47 am
Style Renee looks like... Melanie Griffith? A little, right? Not sure this is a good thing. Perhaps you have a different opinion. Here’s Renee Zellweger poseharding appropriately on Saturday night at the Los Angeles Gay& Lesbian Centre’s An Evening with Women. Love this dress. Because those little white tiaras (?) look like By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:37 am
Twilight Twilight reshoots for sh-ts and giggles As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:17 am
Thinnification SJP green ballet Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 07:02 am
Parent Pimps Crank Fugitive? Lindsay Lohan is on probation. One of the court ordered conditions of her probation is that she attend alcohol education classes every 7 days. The alcohol education classes do not take place at the Chateau Marmont. Needless to say, she hasn’t been in compliance. And TMZ reports that the By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 05:52 am
Tom Cruise Tom is the boss Doesn’t he look it? Stealthy Tom Cruise was photographed yesterday in Long Beach on the set of Knight & Day. It’s been weeks, maybe longer, since we last saw him. Always the wife, always the Little Sci, but very infrequently the GMD. He has many secret missions. And By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 05:03 am
Maple Leaf The Anniversary of their Sex Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 04:20 am
Break Ups Halle is single? According to Radar Online Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are over. For months. They’re blaming it on him. Something about age difference. Supposedly Gabriel can’t handle it anymore. And wants to see other people. But...she’s Halle Berry. What? Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 04:00 am
BFFs GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 03:35 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna & Daughter night out We’ve been waiting for a couple of years. Since Lourdes started demonstrating some sartorial flair and that unmistakable Hunger, we’ve been waiting for her imminent arrival. Almost there. She’ll be 14 in October. And she’s supposed to be the style inspiration behind her mother’s new By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 09:48 am
Amazingness Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 07:53 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank tweets vs the ex Like clockwork. Lindsay Lohan is hating on Samantha Ronson again. Somehow they ended up at the same party last night. And of course they decided to Twitter fight about it. Lilo’s tweets are, not surprisingly, totally incomprehensible. Samantha’s are particularly sharp. VERY sharp. She drops the c-word. By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 06:45 am
Girlcrushes Hard-on for Emma Stone Laura sent this over to me and called it the “best trailer I’ve seen in a while”. You know what it’s like. We’re such bitches that as soon as someone says something like that we automatically brace to hate it. But then when I opened the link, By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 06:12 am
Quiveration I’m glad you dropped out Of Something Borrowed. I was worried that you were poor. Click here to read my thoughts on it at the time. I mean, really, what on earth would you be doing in a formulaic romcom with Kate Hudson who keeps making the same sh-tty movie over and over again, By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 04:50 am
Bad Style GOOP in a bad dress Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Bent on Learning event in New York last night in a poorly fit dress* that actually made her look...well... wide, right? Especially with the coat on. There’s no waist. And it’s riding up awkwardly. And for someone who busts her ass at the By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 04:28 am
