Style Aniston or Cyrus? Really wish we still had the poll feature on the site. Jacek – when can we do this? So here’s Jennifer Aniston shooting in Hawaii in short denim shorts. Of course she can. Her body is sick. Pre-Barbados, I went shopping for denim shorts, which I’ve always felt By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 07:51 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane: springtime in New York Jude & Sienna were featured yesterday. So pretty. But Josh & Diane could probably rival that. They are remarkably similar. Without all the drama. Here they are, Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger, back in New York after his Genie-winning trip last week in Toronto. A very pretty love stroll. By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 06:28 am
Bad Style Porny’s matchy matchy lace and length NO. It’s ... hideous. My Porny Jessica Simpson is back in New York promoting the final episode of her beauty show. As you can see, Porny wanted to match. Jacket, dress, shoes. And a lace pattern. Sausage lace pattern. That cuts her off at the worst length. F-ck them. By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 05:26 am
Quiveration Where is your wife? A very animated David Beckham was courtside at Game 2 of the Lakers vs the Thunder last night. Staples Centre is busy. Tonight the Kings go against the Canucks. Jacek is all stress. Anyway, as you can see, Becks seemed to be having a great time. His facial hair is By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 04:45 am
Style JLo on the hustle... but not really After all, when she’s riding around in a Maybach, how bad can it be? Jennifer Lopez continues to promote The Back-up Plan, showing off a very pretty pair of legs yesterday in New York while on her way to various interviews. It’s those Lanvin shoes again. And By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 04:19 am
Lindsay Lohan Crack Tweets from Coachella Like we could get through a music festival without some Lilo crank tweeting. Please. At approximately 2am this morning, the usual cranking hour for Lindsay Lohan, she posted this on Twitter: Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 03:34 am
Break Ups Russian Drama Please. There’s nothing like it. Michelle, Duana, and I were on a trip in Europe a couple of years ago along with a group of Russian journalists. Jesus. The drama. Every day they’d roll in late, they’d hold up the bus, they’d clean out the minibar By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 03:17 am
Maple Leaf The Green Lantern’s orange face I have ragged on him for his over-foundation face but Ryan Phillippe seems to have taken that title from him (see Saturday Night Live last Saturday) and Ryan Reynolds is currently in New Orleans, pictured here on set shooting The Green Lantern, so let’s assume that it’s By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 11:23 am
Cheese Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 09:58 am
Annette Bening If we can look like this… Written by Jacek I posted earlier about good Jude and Sienna look as a couple. Lainey has referred to them being “at their physical best” when together. So here’s something they can strive towards if both of them can move past their horny slip-ups and stay loyal to By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 09:38 am
The other list Written by Jacek A few of you emailed me when those Allure shots of Emmanuelle Chriqui hit the web last week. Rest assured I had already seen them, but thanks for looking out nonetheless. And as a side bar, that is one good boob job if those aren’t real. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 08:08 am
Jude Law Grounded perfection Written by Jacek Jude and Sienna are apparently stuck in LA at the moment as a result of the volcanic ash situation. They were photographed yesterday shopping on Melrose. How f-cking cool do these two look? I’m not going to dissect the fashion perfection that’s going on By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 06:06 am
Bad Style A lift from Porny Written by Jacek Crushing loss for my Canucks last night Gossips. Horrible penalty kill, Luongo took the night off (except he did so while in the crease and not on the bench initially, which never turns out well), and lady luck seems to be sitting comfortably in the laps of By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 05:40 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch and her black gloves Sharon Stone attended a screening in New York on Monday night for Behind the Burly Q dressed in all black with leather gloves. This Hot Bitch. Always. There are lines around her eyes. There are lines all over her face. Though there may be work (that she denies), it’s By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 04:43 am
Harry Potter How about some Draco? Goddamn is it November yet? It hasn’t even been a year yet since the Half Blood Prince was in theatres but f-ck it feels like forever and we’ve still 5 months to go before Part 1 of the Deathly Hallows. They take their time. Because it’s By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 04:09 am
Style Coats > Movies Jennifer Lopez is hustling for The Back-up Plan. Last night it was a visit to Letterman. In a really great black coat. She was also photographed out and about New York in a shorter belted one. Both gorgeous. She looks gorgeous. They’re pulling out the best JLo in By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 03:54 am
