Smutty Surgery New breasts, problem jeans Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So... Anyway, Kate picked up By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 04:28 am
Gwyneth Paltrow RDJ back from holiday He was with his son Indio earlier this week in Rome but yesterday Robert Downey Jr was photographed back in LA, out and about, with his man purse and his vitamin lunch box, working some longer hair. Looks so great and healthy and relaxed and loose. What’s next? After By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 04:14 am
Courteney Cox Courteney’s Happy 3 Hours Courteney Cox hit up happy hour yesterday at a place called Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks. For three hours. With this hunk. To drive up interest in their pictures, the photo agency seems to be implying that perhaps something untoward is going on. What? Never. Courteney is a married mother. By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 03:50 am
Bad Style Katherine Heigl dresses like a polygamist ...the f-ck is she wearing? Here’s the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl last night in New York at the ASPCA Bergh Ball at the Plaza with Isaac Mizrahi. The dark hair, and the horrid makeup, that dress... you know what that dress looks like? Did you ever By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 03:26 am
Intro for Apr 16, 2010 Dear Gossips, Michael Buble, Drake, Justin Bieber, Blue Rodeo, Hedley... all at the Juno Awards from St John’s on Sunday. Don’t forget to watch because you want to win – the official Juno gift bag, the very same one that celebrities and Juno presenters will be receiving, valued at By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 03:00 am
Girlcrushes But Jakey’s so close! Rachel McAdams will be spending the summer in France. She’ll be filming a Woody Allen movie with Marion Cotillard. Girlcrush overload, non? Oh and Owen Wilson is involved too. Today however Rachel was spotted in Toronto, out for lunch with her dad. Of course Toronto. Always Toronto. LA is By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 11:00 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Naomi doubles at Cannes As noted earlier, the Cannes line-up was released today and includes two films featuring Naomi Watts. She is the headliner in Woody Allen’s latest You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger with Anthony Hopkins, Josh Brolin, Freida Pinto, Antonia Banderas, and more and she stars as Valerie Plame By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 10:00 am
Dumbass One Green Prune It’s always better when the prunes double up but they have separate identities now. Still can’t distinguish what those identities might be but these are their wishes, we must respect them. Try. So MK Olsen turned up yesterday at the Grand opening celebration of Otarian: The Planet' By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 08:48 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Kick-Ass Finally. Kick-Ass opens tomorrow. I’d been jacked for Kick-Ass for several months as the online campaign began to gain momentum. I saw it at a press screening several weeks ago in an empty theatre with a handful of journalists and loved every minute. But I can’t By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 07:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Frozen Yoghurt for Granny Freeze She and Keith Urban were photographed out for froyo yesterday with Sunday Rose in Studio City. Gran is currently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Weird, non? Of course Nicole would never, ever be living in Hollywood it not for the work. What? Of course By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 05:59 am
Media Manipulation Pip & Shelfy & Matt Morris This week’s Us Weekly is about Pippy’s love triangle – Cammie D vs Shelfy Biel and he’s loving every minute, deliberately “torturing” Jessica while he’s at work with Diaz. But as I wrote yesterday, Beige Biel has to swallow it. Because what else is there? While Cameron By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 05:27 am
Style She needs this Jennifer Lopez’s Louboutins, the song, wasn’t the hit she had hoped. And she’s had label problems. And despite her statement that she’s signing with Def Jam (has Def Jam even made that confirmation announcement yet?) there’s no doubt her status in the recording industry is By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 04:55 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm, tight white shirt Please. Why do I need to sell this to you? It’s Jon Hamm. THE END. He’s working on Mad Men, he was photographed on break yesterday, he hit up craft services, he’s beautiful and kind and perfect and funny, even when he’s not funny. Have you By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 04:25 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger’s small augmentation…? Us Weekly is reporting that Kate Hudson had her tits done. In March. The publication claims it’s a modest increase, not a Playboy/Heidi Montag/Scabby Anderson obscenity, but a “small augmentation” that’s given her a little more lift. Click here for a before and after comparison. I By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 03:56 am
Intro for Apr 15, 2010 Dear Gossips, The Cannes lineup was announced today. Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett will open the festival with Robin Hood. And Tim Burton is presiding over the jury that includes... Kate Beckinsale? Her? Well, she needed a gig. And an excuse to dress up. It’s almost impossible to overdress By Lainey • Apr 15, 2010 03:32 am
Dumbass She really does have a great ass Jennifer Aniston hikes up her jeans today on the set of Just Go With It with Adam Sandler. A really great ass. It could rival her hair. But dude, what is her deal with wedge heels? And why Lola Vie??? According to Life & Style (I know…) Aniston is launching By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 11:46 am
