Bad Style Chicken Fried ass pants As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. In ranking Britney’s f-ckery for clothes, you’re dealing By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 11:23 am
Bad Style It’s great from her right side, bad from her left Have been receiving messages all day from people like Michelle D: Lainey- So, there have been two separate events with two separate dresses and no comments on the K-Steeze? I am now addicted to your wardrobe review, so I have to know! What did you think of Kristen Stewart& By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 10:54 am
Cheating Loins Weak Jesse James has issued a public apology. My mother is an unforgiving bitch. She can hold a grudge forever. And she has that horrible habit of bringing sh-t up forever, like almost 15 years later, she’ll still throw it in my face the time when I was dating By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 10:00 am
Miley Cyrus March Madness + Vegas That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth & James jacket I should have bought in LA and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 08:15 am
Amazingness 7 pages of Karl gold You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 06:53 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Yes. Please switch Aniston for Bateman The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here’s a taste: There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. – Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. Here is a By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 05:26 am
Quiveration The Jon Hamm introduction Many you of had follow-up questions after my Michael Buble post on Monday – click here for a refresher. What happened when Buble introduced me to Jon Hamm as a blogger stalker? Just to quickly recap, Buble told Hamm that he was on my free to f-ck list, this By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 05:00 am
Maple Leaf Looking older? Joseph Gordon-Levitt is 29. Doesn’t look it normally, does he? Closer to 20 than 30, non? That’s the challenge for baby faced actors. JGL is currently in Vancouver working on Seth Rogen’s new film, formerly titled I’m With Cancer. Can we give it a proper By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:49 am
Break Ups Not brunette just yet E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:18 am
Break Ups It is so Say it isn’t so? I wish I could. This was what many of you expressed yesterday when news broke of Jesse James’s infidelity reported first by In Touch Weekly after Michelle “Bombshell” told her story to the magazine. When this happened to Josh Duhamel and Fergie, they put By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:03 am
Quiveration Starting early Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 10:33 am
Robert Pattinson These pants are much better... Than the ones that gave him a big ass – this is Robert Pattinson in London tonight at the UK premiere of Remember Me quivering his home fans with co-star Emilie de Ravin and her amazing legs. Those legs could rival Jennifer Aniston’s. I keep seeing her as f- By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 09:47 am
Miley Cyrus I hate myself for writing this... But even Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, Miley on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, Miley isn’t bad. She By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 08:09 am
Amazingness Coke Can Curlers Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 07:32 am
Quiveration Jon & Jude Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours. Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 05:45 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 04:46 am
