Ebola Victims Inoculate New Orleans Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 07:04 am
Dumbass Porny is gassy No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile. Us Weekly just posted this exclusive: Jessica Simpson FARTS during business meeting Her mom was By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 03:44 am
Homewreckers Junior from behind If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 03:23 am
Dumbass How Posh sees Posh Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Victoria Beckham Fashion is supposedly By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 02:50 am
Bad Style Kristen Bell is not Reese Witherspoon I didn’t say it, Gawker said it. But you know I’ve been saying it for years: that TV girls should be content being on TV. And Kristen Bell is very much a TV girl. Just like Jessicas Alba and Biel, and so many more her, Bell just doesn’ By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 02:04 am
Style 2 FASHION COVERS: Nicole Richie The March issue of Canada’s FASHION Magazine is an exclusive with Nicole Richie and two covers. She’s wearing her own bra, a long vest from her own line, and jewellery from her own line too… Nicole is promoting Winter Kate launching this spring, she models pieces from the By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 11:45 am
Gorgessity Emily Blue Grey blue? Whatever. It’s amazing. Love it all. This is Emily Blunt today in Rome at the photocall for The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro, a film that’s been pushed back forever, finally hitting theatres February 12th. Have you seen the second trailer? I’ve attached it below. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 08:26 am
Douchebags John Mayer & Keith Urban Crossroads It was taped last night. Third Lip was not seen. There was room for only one ego in the joint, it belonged to John Mayer. One source described it as follows: “he’s a rambling douche”. And his self-indulgent f-ckery wasn’t well received. Here’s an incident By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 07:59 am
Hook Ups Oh Swifty...please be careful Last night John Mayer was in Nashville for the Crossroads taping with Keith Urban. More on how that went down later. Taylor Swift attended amid speculation that she and Mayer are now dating. My sources tell me she was backstage before the show, totally crushing on him, very "smitten& By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 06:32 am
Quiveration Now go away for a while Three days in a row of this quiveration agony. It’s too much. Despite my affinity for vodka, I am a rather disciplined person. I will work through anything, I don’t need much sleep, I have a very controlled approach to my life almost to the point of neurosis, By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 04:01 am
Sports Country B at the casino She has an attitude problem, yes. But her dressing problem is even worse. As you know. As you’ve seen. At awards show after awards show. And now at the casino. Now formally engaged, Carrie Underwood accompanied Mike Fisher to the Ottawa Senators annual fundraiser in Gatineau the other night By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 03:18 am
Bad Style Claire Danes, Temple Grandin, & Lolita washed out Hayden Panettiere has red hair now. You can’t see it very well as she had it pulled back at the premiere of Temple Grandin in New York last night but it’s there, it’s dark, and she looks washed out. The dress doesn’t help either. Not the By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 03:08 am
Media Manipulation Mr Taupe is contrite Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave By Lainey • Jan 27, 2010 02:23 am
Style Saoirse is versatile Lovely Saoirse Ronan is still promoting The Lovely Bones which, after a pushed back release, hasn’t been performing too badly. Obviously not the awards bait it was predicted to be last summer after critical annihilation but with a revamped marketing strategy focusing on teen girls, Bones isn’t a By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 01:11 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The happy couple They announced earlier today that they are expecting and tonight James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff arrived together at the UK premiere of The Last Station totally blissed out and beautiful even though I’m not sure about his hair. Can’t decide. She however, at 39 and pregnant with By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 09:19 am
Douchebags Mr Taupe is a sulky bitch Remember Taupe Garner’s interview with Parade? When she revealed that Ben Affleck courted her via email? Well, Ben was at Sundance the other day promoting The Company Men and was asked about Garner’s quote at which point he turned into a sulky little bitch and basically embarrassed his By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 07:28 am
