Bad Style Robert Pattinson for Haiti This is for Katie M. It’s her birthday. She wanted some Robert Pattinson. He delivered. Or, more accurately, George Clooney delivered. In London tonight apparently returning to his hotel (this is what the photo agency says) after presenting duties for Hope For Haiti Now. Taped, I guess, due to By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 07:36 am
Bad Style Becks & the Busted Bun Weave She’s in Milan, took a meeting with Dolce & Gabbana this morning, then spotted with her husband, shopping, of course. You’ll note she still hasn’t taken out that nasty bun weave. Which means she thinks it looks good. HOW??? Click here for more information on the bun By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 06:18 am
Quiveration Can I love you again? Are you over yourself? You seem to be. I’m so happy! Even with the JailBait next to you, I’m so happy. Joaquin Phoenix has resurfaced. Almost a year after his bizarre foray into rap and his embarrassing appearance on Letterman, almost a year after we knew him for By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 04:31 am
Amazingness The Italian Queen on Italian TV Since yesterday’s Beckham ball-grabbing post, I have been obsessed with the amazingness of Italian television. F-cking crazy. We need more. It’s cheese and weird and camp and obnoxious all at the same time and the Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis, now whitewashed for the American public, used By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 02:57 am
Bad Style Chicken Fried skinny, dick, and court Britney was photographed leaving the gym yesterday with Jason Trawick still brown and, according to the paps, looking “stick thin”. I’m also worried about her hairline now. Wait, one sec. Just did a quick google. It seems it’s been like this a while. She’s never really had By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 02:25 am
Clown Dancing with Celebrity Big Brother comes next Well no wonder she had to take a job as a glorified extra on Law & Order SVU – turns out Mischa Barton is being sued for bailing on her rent. Apparently she owes 3 months at $7K a month on an apartment in New York for which she signed a By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:35 am
Photo Assumption Always grateful It’s Photo Assumption, sure, but doesn’t she seem it? Like, super appreciative to be gifted with his attention? Maybe it’s just me... Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attended the Broadway opening of Present Laughter last night. Funny I don’t remember him at the New York By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:25 am
Media Manipulation Taupe’s whispers Valentine’s Day is coming up. The occasion and the movie. Since the film stars almost everyone in Hollywood, they’re now all covering magazines and appearing on talk shows to promote it. Jessica Biel ended up on Vogue. And her BFF Taupe Garner gets Parade. Safe. The interview is By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:17 am
Bad Style For sale: Porny’s High Waisted Horror? Sweet Jesus, Please Shiloh, no. My Porny has announced that she’s launching her own denim line. When you think Porny + Jeans, what comes to mind? Oh you know exactly what comes to mind. You’re looking at the pictures. It’s the High Waisted Horrors. From the Country Chili By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:08 am
Style Busted bun weave Looks like Posh is tired of her hair. But I never thought Posh would pull a Chicken Fried Britney. Check her out at Heathrow today in a rather understated (for her) airport outfit holding up a busted looking bun weave at the back of her head. That’s like do- By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 09:36 am
Thinnification Skinny calves Jessica Alba was out with her baby yesterday in the rain wearing the Prada harness strap boots, same as Penelope Cruz last month. I tried these boots on at Saks in New York a few weeks ago. They were on sale but it didn’t matter. Because they would not By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 08:20 am
BFFs One bitch she can’t step on Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch for her makeup artist Scott Barnes last night in New York. They’ve reconciled after he quit her ass when she fake-invited him to her wedding only to have him work the entire time on her face without payment. Shit move. And he By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 06:28 am
Maple Leaf Canada For Haiti & Hope For Haiti Now Tomorrow night at 7 p.m. ET/PT, 8 p.m. AT/MT, 8:30 p.m. NT, 9 p.m, Canadian broadcasters CTV, CBC, and Global will join forces in support of relief efforts in Haiti. The commercial free one hour telethon will air across all three networks hosted By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 04:46 am
Clown Ghetto Tits getting married – CAUTION PHOTOS Tara Reid’s rep has confirmed to People.com that she is engaged. His name is Michael Axtmann. He proposed over dinner at The Little Door in Hollywood. According to her publicist: "Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Tara was so happy, and the other By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:38 am
Famewhores CNN vs Jennifer Aniston People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:16 am
Clown Not far from an extra... Speaking of the shames, while Mischa Barton is hustling as an extra on Law & Order SVU, Lindsay Lohan, still unemployed, has been invited as the guest of honour at the annual Vienna Opera Ball. By all accounts, it’s the tackiest sh-t ever and if her predecessors are By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:34 am
