Twilight Twilight quiver alternative As promised, more photos of the Twilight cast: Kellan Lutz, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Green, and… Jackson Rathbone – hello, hello, HELL-OH. Oh la. Am not Team Edward, am not Team Jacob… but am now definitely Team Jasper. Only not when he’s in costume. Dude, Jackson Rathbone is a sexy By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 02:59 pm
Gorgessity Brunette Jolie NYC After shooting in Washington DC for a week under a blonde wig Angelina Jolie was spotted back in New York today. Salt will continue filming there…which sets up a Chosen One/Little Sci playdate soon? Bet you Tom Cruise is rushing home from Japan right now for the photo By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 12:54 pm
Maple Leaf Twilight Central I’ve lost track of what day this is. Every day, they’re all over my city. Brief recap of last night since you all probably need to know what Robert Pattinson was doing? Have heard from multiple sources that they went to karaoke after dinner. Great. The Twihards have By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 10:10 am
Style Go find a big, blue blob… And stand next to it. I think I might buy one for myself, take it everywhere to look thinner. Way better than eating well and going to the gym. Ugh. Reese Witherspoon tonight in London at the UK premiere of Monsters vs Aliens, dressed in black and extra little next By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 08:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be? Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 07:28 am
Parent Pimps Is that the only reason? JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor towers over LipGloss My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:11 am
Clive Owen Movie star in London Email yesterday from a reader called Melissa M: You’re kidding right? You consider Julia Roberts a real movie star…how is she not like Manslinger (her real name escapes me right now)? Julia Roberts acts like Julia Roberts in ALL her movies… Cate Blanchett is a real movie star… By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 03:56 am
Emmy Rossum Ugh. It’s Rossum Rossum has a new movie coming out called Dragonball. Live action manga. It premiered yesterday in Japan. Rossum is far from the first star of the film. Not even the second. Maybe the third. But fourth would be most accurate. Heh. The way she’s dressed and posing however, you’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 03:09 am
Tom Cruise Suiting up for Hello Kitty Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –Tom Cruise looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’ By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 02:55 am
Jude Law Jude at The Box It’s a club in New York. Jude Law was there the other night – he’s been shooting Sherlock Holmes in the city for several weeks now – getting tag teamed by several ladies. And his hair is loving every minute. His hair is so stimulated I can actually see the By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 02:32 am
Intro for Mar 11, 2009 Dear Gossips, Am afraid to believe it because I want it so badly. After all, good taste is dead and bad taste makes more money. How else do you explain Dancing with the Sh-ts and Whores? Denise Richards has joined this season. Still… there is a glimmer of hope. By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 02:19 am
Bad Style Rob’s morning coffee Groggy Robert Pattinson this morning in Vancouver, stopping for coffee and a snack on his way to work wearing grandma’s sweater. Like the Devil Wears Prada Sweater, you know the one? Miranda Priestly called it “cerulean”. Rob’s isn’t quite as bright but the idea’s there. Not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 11:55 am
Famewhores Everyone > Shelfy Mentioned earlier – Freida Pinto will be working with Woody Allen. Her first film won Best Picture. Her next film is being helmed by a man who is running a streak of Best Supporting Actresses. Good on Freida. Malin Akerman, also mentioned earlier, has just signed to The Bang Bang Club By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 09:09 am
Sports Hilary Duff > Carrie Underwood Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 06:09 am
Aging Gorgessity The Queen cut her hair There’s been so much about the youths lately…how about some balance with a silver lady? Helen Mirren last night and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Geffen Gala. She rocked a bob for years but it looks like the Queen has gone shorter. You likey? Besides talking out By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 05:25 am
