Sports Help me understand In some circles, this man is known as a heartthrob. A loin wizard. A headboard banger. A quiver master. Him? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, seen here yesterday in Cheshire. Like, I get it. Things are different in Euro. More fashion forward and also more open to cheese. I get it. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 04:09 am
Girly Throw Downs Ambush at the Grammys? Like, can’t Gwyneth make a phone call or something? How embarrassing! So you know Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay because he says Vida La Vida is ripped off from his I Just Wanna Fly. Satriani’s attorney has now announced that he plans to ambush the band sometime this By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 02:53 am
Chills Chills Chills Robo Flamenco! Sorta. Tom and KatE on the carpet at the Valkyrie premiere in Rio last night. As you can see, Katie busted out of her neutrals for a change working her red lips for an attempt at vavavoom that fell totally flat. No pun intended. It’s not that she has By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 02:20 am
Gorgessity Meet Minx! You know him better as Jude Law who is so pretty, he was a lock for the role. To me he looks like Josh Todd from Buckcherry…do you see it? Anyway, Jude’s Minx is for a new movie called Rage. Jude plays a trans supermodel living in New By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 02:02 am
Gorgessity Pink Panther and the most beautiful Aishwarya Rai, widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world, last night in New York at the premiere of Pink Panther 2 in which she plays herself: regal and elegant, ridiculously goodlooking, it’s just too bad the movie, well, it’s hardly a surprise, but apparently the movie By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 01:47 am
Book Review A Knight created a Wizard Speaking of deranged – Twihards are foaming at the mouth today in defence of their Supreme Leader Stephenie Meyer after Stephen King said she sucks. Heh. King was addressing the Meyer comparisons to JK Rowling (blasphemy!) and explained that Meyer’s success is due to the fact that 12 year old By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 01:37 am
JK Rowling A Knight created a Wizard Speaking of deranged – Twihards are foaming at the mouth today in defence of their Supreme Leader Stephenie Meyer after Stephen King said she sucks. Heh. King was addressing the Meyer comparisons to JK Rowling (blasphemy!) and explained that Meyer’s success is due to the fact that 12 year old By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 01:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Gutter scrap Every gossip’s perfect day – two bitches throwing down, pulling hair, super low classy… nothing could make me happier. I remember the first time I saw my mother open hand slap a woman across the mahjong table. It was like she gave birth to me all over again. That story By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:09 pm
Mary Kate Olsen Prunes on every page! Yesterday I posted Mary Kate Olsen’s cover for FASHION Magazine. Today an exclusive first look at a couple of the pages inside. As you can see – there is a Prune Consistency. Obviously, in her mind, MK at her best is MK with Prune Face. Agree or disagree? I love By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 12:07 pm
Girly Throw Downs Adele > Posh! Annie Leibovitz just shot Adele for a spread in Vogue. Anna Wintour loved her so much – well… love is a strong word, Anna doesn’t love anything, let’s say enjoyed – Anna Wintour enjoyed her so much she’s also styling Adele for the Grammys this weekend... Our girl Adele! By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 08:47 am
Gossip Girl Chuck Wide Shut Yale Mole Another mediocre episode resulted in more tangents during our Gossip Girl weekly. Including a new obsession we called Yale Mole … This is what happens when there’s too much Dan and Serena and not enough Chuck. They took him away from the high school action, wisely I suppose, since he’ By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 06:38 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s just a luncheon The Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday – no Meryl, no Brange. Meryl doesn’t have time to fly all the way in from New York for a luncheon. She’s Meryl Streep. And it’s like her 15th time, right? But why no Brange, since they’ve been campaigning so By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 03:55 am
Girlcrushes I love you all over again Hate the Gwyneth who’s sickly sweet and MiniVan sucky. Love the Gwyneth who doesn’t give a sh-t that you hate her because she knows that your hate means she still matters. Worship the Gwyneth who believes she’s better than you and looks for every opportunity to By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 03:04 am
Bad Style Drew Bow Enough. She had that old school Marilyn whatever assness going on at the Globes a few weeks ago, and last night on the carpet for That Movie Drew pulled her hair up into a 1950s ponytail and pranced around all girlypoo at the sock hop. Ugh. The poor bow on By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 02:19 am
Gorgessity Straight Man Freebie 5 Jennifer Connelly pops up on a lot of straight man Freebie 5 lists. A LOT. This surprises me. Not because I don’t think she’s lovely but because I DO think she’s lovely. So she always seemed like the kind of woman women appreciate more than men. Knowing By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 02:01 am
Bad Style Table for 2? Date tonight? How about Chinese? Maybe Thai? This is your hostess. She’s called brunette Scarlett Johansson. “Tay-bow faw toooo?” Hate eating at places like that. And hate Scarlett’s styling last night at He’s Just Not That Into You. Not necessarily the dress. The dress I love. By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:53 am
