Quiveration I love you James Franco The way he and Sean Penn meet at the beginning of Milk is the cutest, sexiest scene ever and left me tingling for the rest of the two hours, which quickly turned to bitterness now remembering how Laura would not let me sit on his lap at Sundance 2 years By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 07:29 am
Famewhores Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 06:33 am
Hook Ups Madonna’s Jesus, Guy’s pimp While Madonna is reportedly romancing some young hot Brazilian piece called Jesus –and if she is… I’m jealous! Look at him! – Guy Ritchie has apparently also moved on. She’s younger, she’s connected, she’s very, very wealthy, and it was supposedly all hooked up by Trudie Styler By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 05:24 am
Lindsay Lohan Let me guess… Exhaustion? Or was it an “asthma attack”? TMZ.com is reporting that Samantha Ronson checked into hospital this weekend – not serious but also no disclosure at press time what exactly was ailing her though it won’t be too hard to predict. She’ll probably borrow from Lilo. And Lilo’ By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 04:32 am
Bad Style New hair, boot cut jeans Twilight super losers were stabbing themselves with wooden spikes this weekend, inconsolable over Robert Pattinson’s new shorter haircut. No seriously, for reals. Even People.com is running a likey/no likely poll. Whatever. He’s a beautiful boy with a beautiful face, hair or no hair. More pressing then By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 04:15 am
Clown Pam is still not wearing pants Two weeks ago, Pam Anderson showed up in Miami for an art show not wearing any pants. Or, rather, only wearing her panties. This weekend she arrived at LAX again choosing to forgo trousers. Because we should all forgo trousers in favour of whore heels and not much else. That By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:51 am
Famewhores Best of 2008: Shelfy unplanned! Considering she has the paps on speed dial, a TRULY candid photo these days of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is a rare commodity. Which is why these are so delightful. It’s Shelfy in May after a long delay at the airport looking the worst, like, ever. And she knows By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:43 am
Britney Spears What Chicken Fried wanted for Christmas To drive again! Oh the dramatics whenever she was behind the wheel. Needless to say, when her father took control, he also banned her from driving. There’s a sad moment in For The Record when they haul her out to the middle of nowhere and she’s like where By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:12 am
Famewhores All over Milan The Beckhams arrived this weekend. And, in signature Posh fashion, her entrances were loud, dramatic, and (in her mind) very, very fashionable. They went out for dinner, hosted by Italian celebrities, she showed off her bones making everyone else feel fat, they rocked matching haircuts (exactly, right?), they attended David’ By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:06 am
Famewhores Jakey’s birthday box office Jakey G came home for his birthday, is hopefully staying for the holidays with Reese and her kids while Ryan Phillippe’s carby face is in Australia with Abbie Cornish. As you can see, they celebrated with the paps by enjoying a candlelit dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:27 am
BFFs Friends with everyone My Gwyneth is hard to handle among the common folk. Most of you can’t stand her. Because she’s never tried to make you like her. Among celebrities though, Gwyneth is friends with almost everyone from Beyonce and Jay-Z to Madonna to European royalty to Steven Spielberg and By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 02:05 am
Intro for Dec 22, 2008 Dear Gossips, Finally saw Milk and Sean Penn gets my vote. He is worth the price of admission. And more. And much worthier of your time than, say, Yes Man or Seven Pounds which topped the box office respectively, though modestly, this weekend. Does Jim Carrey get to make the By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 01:50 am
Ebola Victims No wonder he wasn’t nominated See? Ebola’s virus almost never, ever fails. NO ONE is immune. Including Leonardo DiCaprio who was NOT nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award this week. Why not? Because he was at Ebola Paris Hilton’s the other night with Kevin Connolly who, as you know, used to date By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 08:50 am
Best of 2008 Worst of 2008: Clooney & Larson at the Oscars It was a big statement. Dating less than a year, suddenly Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor brings his girl of the moment, acquired from Las Vegas, to the most high profile event of the year, the most coveted carpet, the most exclusive event…the Oscars. Only to send her to By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 08:12 am
Salma Hayek Something to look forward to January 11th. The Golden Globe Awards. It’s a BIG year with BIG names. As if the Brange alone was not enough, there’s Tom and KatE, Leo and Kate Winslet and Meryl and Colin Farrell and RDJ and Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem AND Steven Spielberg is getting the By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 07:59 am
Hook Ups No food for the holidays People has confirmed that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married in LA on January 10th. This is a little surprising, especially since Fergie has supposedly put on some weight – as such, by Hollywood thinnification standards, she’s currently considered fat. Obviously Fergie won’t be eating much over the By Lainey • Dec 19, 2008 06:42 am
