Jeremy Piven What’s up Piv? Jeremy Piven decided to use his hiatus time from Entourage for a very well received stint on Broadway in Speed the Plow but he bailed on Tuesday and Wednesday and then took off for LA on Wednesday night, citing mercury count as the reason – something about his doctor ordering him By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 01:54 am
Famewhores Legs + nipples Jennifer Aniston at Letterman today… She arrived in pants, then changed for the show into a short dress to show off those legs. She’s been working those legs a lot lately. Perhaps the legs have replaced her permanently erect nipples? Or is it a one-two punch? Marley & By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 11:33 am
Dumbass What??? No. The UK Sun is reporting that Eddie Murphy is confirmed to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie helmed by Christopher Nolan even though Nolan himself recently said that he’s yet to even see a script. Apparently Rachel Weisz will go ahead as Catwoman. Rachel Weisz sure. But By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 10:49 am
Girlcrushes That is not her boyfriend UPDATE: see below... That is not her boyfriend. Because her boyfriend is not that cute. And hopefully not a relative. This is my girlcrush Kristen Stewart last night leaving a store although it totally looks like a gifting suite. Not sure who the dude is but she was also with By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 09:42 am
Book Review Girls Like Us My parents were immigrants. Their Western musical knowledge when they arrived in Canada was limited to the Beatles, Doris Day, and Elvis. Eventually my dad discovered Simon & Garfunkel and he karaoked Bridge Over Troubled Water (don’t you laugh!) at my wedding. So I did not grow up in By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 08:40 am
Book Review Bonk: the curious coupling of science and sex Did you know that Alfred Kinsey once shoved a toothbrush inside his pee hole while investigating erogenous zones? I relayed this to my husband one night and he actually went to put on his jock strap. How about the fact that the final spurt from a man’s ejaculate is By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 08:35 am
Best of 2008 Best of 2008: Girls Like Us By Sheila Weller. My parents were immigrants. Their Western musical knowledge when they arrived in Canada was limited to the Beatles, Doris Day, and Elvis. Eventually my dad discovered Simon & Garfunkel and he karaoked Bridge Over Troubled Water (don’t you laugh!) at my wedding. So I did not By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 08:33 am
Break Ups Making it work It’s her way… and it’s the way of her world. You suffer through certain things, you make sure the outside stays pristine, which is why she and Chris Martin, as I reported earlier this week, will supposedly be working on their marriage over the holidays. Coldplay has been By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 07:31 am
Break Ups Next in line Looks like last night’s dinner outing was a pre-emptive strike… Check out Us Weekly’s explosive new cover – Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony on the brink of a split? Mostly because she was not wearing her wedding ring last week at the Benjamin Button premiere. They say she’ By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 06:45 am
John Travolta He’s never been happier It’s Travolty in France, still shooting with the androgen of his massage fantasies Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The film is called From Paris With Love – something about a spy although originally he probably thought it was a romance. Still, spending every day on set with someone as pretty as JRM By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 06:30 am
Jennifer Lopez Everybody waxy face Seems like everyone popped in for a pre-holiday tweak, non? From the Brange to Tom Cruise to the JLo everyone looks so fresh and pulled! Check out Jennifer Lopez last night out for dinner with Marc Anthony – she was gorgeous last week on the Benjamin Button carpet and it By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 04:27 am
Leonardo DiCaprio LipGloss cockblocked! By his own girlfriend! Zac Efron took Vanessa Hudgens were courtside at the Laker game last night and even though his hero Leonardo DiCaprio was there too poor LipGloss was obliged to stay close to his alleged love interest. He looked much more excited last time, non? As if Leo By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 03:41 am
Chills Chills Chills Best of 2008: Xenu the video I almost forgot! I almost forgot about the video that made our lives! The theme from Mission Impossible, Tom’s crazy cackle, Tom’s crazy serious face immediately following his crazy cackle, the Xenu gibberish spewing from his mouth, and then his acceptance of that award swearing allegiance to LRH… By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:40 am
Douchebags Mickey the leader Last night The Wrestler premiered in LA and we’ve been talking since TIFF about the Oscar buzz, about his performance, and right now, Mickey Rourke appears to be the leader. Based on performance, absolutely they say he deserves it. He is outstanding. But as you know, as illustrated by By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:32 am
Frauds No Jada, No Tom At the premiere of Seven Pounds last night in LA – Will Smith, a rare carpet self promotional occasion withOUT his wife. Ordinarily not a big deal. But it’s been bizarre the comments he and Jada and even Rosario Dawson have been making lately. Rosario plays Will’s love interest By Lainey • Dec 17, 2008 02:11 am
Dumbass Dunder Alba Demon Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. Jessica is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. And one that Shelfy Biel By Lainey • Dec 16, 2008 12:23 pm
