Britney Spears Chicken Fried Burgers & Abs Britney is currently touring Circus through Japan, giving the Hello Kitties convulsions. She stopped by a burger joint yesterday and chowed down with abandon. Then she appeared on Hey!Hey!Hey and showed off a set of sick ass abs. F-ck her and her 27 year old metabolism. Or By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 03:11 am
Quiveration Our baby with his babies Christian Bale candids are few and far between. Must take advantage. Here he is with his girls yesterday in Hollywood, nearly at the end of what’s been a year of highs and lows. The Dark Knight is widely regarded as one of the best films of the year and By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 02:28 am
Bad Style Bit clowny? Very happy to see Cameron Diaz at the opening night of Shrek on Broadway last night in New York but … maybe a little too much makeup? Her features are so strong, it’s like major exaggeration. And ugh. You know they’re making Shrek 4? Like, unless Vin Diesel takes By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 02:19 am
Cheating Loins Her home before the holidays? Carb Face Ryan Phillippe was greeted in Sydney at the airport by girlfriend Abbie Cornish the other day. Meeting the family? Over the holidays? How sweet. But if I were her parents, and if her mother is anything like mine, I wouldn’t be thrilled about my beautiful girl and By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 02:09 am
Blind Riddles Cuba & Chocolate Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act is the same. The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 01:49 am
Halle Berry Halle’s holiday spirit Halle Berry has been in Vancouver the last couple of months shooting Frankie and Alice. Yesterday was her last day on set and as you can see, she had a few parting gifts for the crew. Halle was spotted loading a truckful of Dom Perignon boxes – each worth several hundred By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 01:44 am
Break Ups Close to home Coldplay performed at the O2 this weekend – photos attached. The band is staying close to home over the holidays, touring the UK and then breaking just before Christmas for almost two months. Which means Chris and Gwyneth can work on their marriage… just in time. Chris’s professional life is By Lainey • Dec 15, 2008 01:36 am
Karl Lagerfeld Chanel & Karl Coco Chanel is as intriguing as ever. Apparently Shirley MacLaine played her in a tv movie this year and was just nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance…? On the big screen though, perhaps the most highly anticipated Chanel is the Audrey Tautou version Coco Avant Chanel – first stills By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 08:27 am
Girlcrushes That’s more my Kate Kate Winslet in London yesterday at a private screening of The Reader for which she just received a Best Supporting Actress Golden Globe nomination. As opposed to the overbronzed overblonde Hollywood divorcee clone Kate from last week, this is the Kate I know and love. The one Halle Berry said By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 06:36 am
Hugh Jackman Hugh to host Oscars? Hugh Jackman. Wow. Nikke Finke is reporting that the Academy has asked Hugh Jackman to host the Oscars. He’s reportedly considering it very seriously and is expected to make his decision next week, with an announcement likely to come in the new year. What’s at stake for him By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 04:40 am
Break Ups GOOPy’s fake boobies? Page Six is suggesting today that Gwyneth Paltrow got a boob job. Something about her flashing a nipple in her movie Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix and her breast looking like that of a 15 year old. It’s an assertion based solely on observation, they claim. Sigh. They don’ By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 03:49 am
Quiveration Good Viggo, Grumpy Spittle Need some quiver on a Friday? Two options. My recommendation is Door #1. Viggo Mortensen last night in NY for the premiere of Good. Viggo was smiley and scary at the same time. It’s his special gift. Viggo was supposed to have been right in the thick of it By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 02:50 am
Smutty Surgery Can’t decide Do you like Courteney Cox’s botox? I can’t decide. It’s certainly better than Granny Freeze. And she does look beautiful – Courteney opted for casual at the Marley & Me LA premiere to support her bestie Jennifer Aniston – but there’s a tightness in her eyes, and the By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 02:10 am
Katherine Heigl TV Girl helps TV Girl The Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk can afford to be generous. Because in just two short years Katherine Heigl has managed to claw her way to a top 5 ranking among actresses, just behind the Jolie, Julia, Reese, and Cam. She did what few have done – not even Rachel Green. Katie By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 01:54 am
Douchebags Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly By Lainey • Dec 12, 2008 01:36 am
Lainey Interviews Random in Dubai The Dubai Film Festival kicked off today – many stars are expected to make appearances throughout the course of the event and the first to arrive … totally random. Ben and Casey Affleck, not really sure what they’re promoting other than themselves, and too lazy to find out, although if Casey’ By Lainey • Dec 11, 2008 10:01 am
