Douchebags Now he’s Christopher Nolan Or David Fincher. Pipsqueak the director. Pippy… please! Shut up and sing! Shut up and dance! But now he’s directing. A series of ads for William Rast – Justin Timberlake wrote and directed and composed the score for the vignettes, the first three of which have been posted to the By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 04:44 am
Cheating Loins Going on 2 weeks Since Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were last together. He’s rarely been seen back in LA while she went off for another holiday with friends before returning to London, where she was spotted yesterday wearing skinny jeans and big boots and today in her version of the boyfriend jeans By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:59 am
Lindsay Lohan Diddy, SamRo…Lilo? Shameless self promotion. Click away if you don’t care. As you know, festival season begins in Toronto next Thursday September 4th and eTalk etalk.ctv.ca is all over it starting with the eTalk Festival Party on Friday, September 5th. It’s a live red carpet broadcast across Canada. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:26 am
Victoria Beckham Dinner with the Upstager You may assume looking at these photos of Victoria Beckham, dressed in a long black column, that she was just departing a gala. Perhaps a major awards show. A red carpet event. Negative. Posh was in Manchester last night, out for dinner with friends before an appearance today at Harvey By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 03:09 am
David Duchovny What Truth Is Out There? David Duchovny revealed first to friendly, unjudgy People Magazine yesterday that he’s a sex addict and is going to rehab for it. This on the heels of rumours that have been swirling for months, even years, that he is a chronic philanderer. What makes the situation surprising then is By Lainey • Aug 29, 2008 02:53 am
Friday Night Lights Friday Night Love Triangle Key to attracting more viewers? Ass. Hot ass. Hot girl ass. Hot man ass. New man ass. Meet Zach Roerig. Ausiello is reporting that Zach will come between Tyra and Landry, playing a character called Cash (Cash!!!) who’s some kind of rodeo dude. A quick google search for Zach By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 09:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Home to Mom Two days with dad in Venice, now it’s back home to mom – here are the Pitt boys leaving today after some bonding time with Brad. Maybe they’ll come with dad to Toronto? Or will he treat the girls to the trip instead? Can you imagine? Miss Zahara and By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 07:24 am
Sports Tour de Phelps Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 07:11 am
Beyoncé Anna Wintour suffers for Obama If I had more money, and if my money counted in America, I’d pay for a table of tickets just for the privilege of seeing this: Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour are cohosting an event on September 9th in New York during fashion week to raise money for By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:47 am
Lindsay Lohan SamRo vs Katy Perry? E! is reporting that Katy Perry is planning a Sapphic smooch on the VMAs on September 7th and her first choice, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan, since Lilo is currently walking the gay way. Will Lilo accept? Please. An attention grab on MTV’s biggest night? Of course! Will SamRo be By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 04:29 am
Ali Lohan Old Hag Supermodel Never heard of this magazine…have you? My guess is no, especially judging the budget cover. Actually…the budget everything. Over-photoshoppe is one thing but assy lighting is another. Assy lighting, assy makeup, and assy styling too. The plastic around her neck is so cheap it’s almost offensive. By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:50 am
Jennifer Lopez Political Weave She graced a luncheon yesterday in Denver, perhaps part of the game plan agreed upon when she met with Obama staffers on Capitol Hill in June. This is the weave style JLo selected for the DNC: teased at the crown, not too long, not too short, and homemaker friendly. La By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:27 am
Sports Please. Stop. Talking. Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 03:05 am
Intro for Aug 28, 2008 Dear Gossips, Am loving the pomp and theatrics of the DNC, a worthy substitute to fill the aching void of Olympic obsession and help heal horrid horrid end of summer flu. And good timing too. Next week the Republicans have to compete with season premieres. John McCain or the return By Lainey • Aug 28, 2008 02:55 am
Girly Throw Downs Brenda & Kelly 2008 O. M. G. They look amazing! And they made it through an interview and photo shoot without killing each other. Can you stand it? The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh willing to answer the tough questions – like their past, like the fights, like how By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 12:41 pm
Quiveration Kyle sees David’s peepee Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that By Lainey • Aug 27, 2008 12:03 pm
