Cheese Euro Man-cheese Smell like Antonio Banderas. It’s called Blue Seduction... What does that even mean??? No matter. What matters is Antonio’s gift of Euro Man-cheese. Look how he tries to smoulder, here at the launch of his fragrance yesterday alongside wife Melanie. Look at those lips – lips that think By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 04:28 am
Parent Pimps Babies are for sale! The MiniVan Majority loves babies! The world loves babies! And thanks to the new power of the Yummy Mummy movement, getting pregnant has become the go-to career move in Hollywood, yielding the easiest paycheque ever. Pose with your newborn! Earn a million dollars! Or $3 million if you’re By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:49 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried in an elevator Britney has completed her segment for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour – word is she thrashes around like a crazy person in an elevator and says defiantly to camera at the end: It’s Britney, bitch…which, if true, is kinda lame ass recycled. The good news – by all accounts By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 03:12 am
Quiveration Good Morning Hotness Nothing like waking up to Ewan McGregor who arrived in LA yesterday – blonde and relaxed and does he ever age? LOVE the hair. Ewan currently has 5,000 projects on the go, including Angels & Demons with Tom Hanks (random!) and a film alongside Daniel Craig. The two of them… By Lainey • Jul 11, 2008 02:52 am
Kelly Ripa Head Eating Body Some people can’t stand Kelly Ripa, think she’s annoying. To me there’s a lot worse. Like that old bag Barbara Walters. And Ryan Seacrest. What freaks me out about Kelly is that her head seems to be getting bigger, sometimes it looks like it’s swallowing her By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 07:23 am
Quiveration Return of an ex-boyfriend Used to quiver like nobody’s business for Josh Hartnett. Then the assness of his acting interfered. Brutal! Almost forgot…Josh dated Scarjo! Josh Hartnett > Ryan Reynolds? Totally. Ryan Reynolds = beefcake with too much foundation. Josh Hartnett is beautiful. And he’s regularly shaving his unibrow now. This is By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 06:03 am
Quiveration Daniel Surfacing The man behind the Bond is so rarely sighted, we must take advantage when we can. Daniel Craig and fiancée Satsuki Mitchelle arrived at LAX yesterday. As usual, he is pure sex. And as usual, she looks much worse in photos than she does in person. But Satsuki does have By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 02:54 am
Emily Blunt Buble’s many babes Don’t have a problem with players. Quite the opposite in fact. Kate Hudson is a player. Love Kate Hudson. What’s hilarious about Michael Buble the player is that he’s somehow conned his entire fanbase, by virtue of his cheesy and oversensitive music, that he is the anti- By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 02:34 am
Kristen Stewart Countdown to Twilight This is the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, the stars of the upcoming film Twilight, based of course on Stephenie Meyer’s best selling teen vampire saga, timed in advance of the release of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and (hopefully) final By Lainey • Jul 10, 2008 02:27 am
Douchebags Pip eats without his ass As my mother would say… Why this happening? Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible! Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 12:16 pm
Break Ups Not Free… Yet It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 11:55 am
Cheating Loins Her Madgesty’s Stalker? It started out that they’re having an affair. Now it just sounds like Madonna has a stalker. And his name is Alex Rodriguez. Loser! Us Weekly blew open the story last week, the first to report on A-Rod’s surprising friendship with the Madge. From there it’s By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 08:31 am
Quiveration Ryan’s Many Faces Am swooning. Ryan Gosling was in Washington yesterday to participate at the ENOUGH Project national conference. Something about the way he’s so animated. And his head dipping down as his eyes look up. And the shy smile. And the flirty smile. And his biceps… And he"s not By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 07:40 am
Famewhores Love Lessons from a 14 year old “These arms…they ache. And this soul…is in pain”. Lyrics from Ali Lohan’s new song All The Way Around in which she addresses learning from her love mistakes. What??? She’s 14!!! Although I suppose it’s not easy to remember that, given that Dina has whored her By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 06:55 am
Douchebags Groupie Sex John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 04:37 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Old Teenager had a baby All you yummy mummies will be mad at me for saying but seriously…this has more to do with chicken fried style than the fact that she gave birth not too long ago. Jamie Lynn looks like sh*t. And there is NO excuse for having hair the colour of By Lainey • Jul 09, 2008 03:55 am
