Baby and Bump Obsession David Banda at the ball game! Madonna took her kids to the Yankee game yesterday – David Banda came along too! He’s a cutie, non? Madge was there with some friends, probably a nanny, her bodyguards, and her manager Guy Oseary… but no Guy Ritchie. She is said to be cranking it up hardcore in preparation By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 07:36 am
Quiveration Wanting the Wanted Will you see Wanted? Wanted opens on Friday – a departure for James McAvoy from what we’re used to seeing from him. And he makes out hardcore with Angelina Jolie. Yum. More yum… James and Anne-Marie Duff in Soho on Saturday, hand in hand, arm in arm. Sigh. The By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 06:56 am
Bad Style Worst. Taupe. Ever They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 05:44 am
Hook Ups He made it past the first night The dude who worked for Jennifer Aniston as her boyfriend when she was selling Smart Water – Paul Sculfor was spotted on a flirty date with Cameron Diaz a couple of weeks ago…and it looks like he’s yet to be manslung! Cam is keeping Paul around! The two had By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 03:25 am
Douchebags The Ingrate: A History The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority. You will note…People Magazine has still not reported By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 02:46 am
Girly Throw Downs No More Sharing Prunes? A battle brewing over their billion dollar fortune? Word is, there is tension between the Olsens. Apparently the two are refusing to be interviewed together as they promote their new clothing line Elizabeth and James and according to a Page Six source: “Something happened between them, and they haven" By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:48 am
Douchebags Golden Showers on the Road There will be no lucky fans invited back to John Mayer’s hotel room to be pee’d on this time. It appears John has found himself a travelling shower-girl. As I was the first to report a couple of weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is joining John for part By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:27 am
Douchebags Steve > Mike Hate being wrong. But love being wrong when it means Mike Myers sucks ass. And Mike Myers sucked very large ass this weekend at the box office. A fourth place finished. FOURTH!!! Not only was he unable to win, he couldn’t even make it close! The Love Guru is By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:20 am
Third Annual Smut Soiree - Photo Post 6 Love you Renee! Let"s chat soon? Before you have the baby? By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:16 am
Third Annual Smut Soiree - Photo Post 5 The house was unbelievable. SO beautiful. Built in 1907, used to be an embassy. They don"t make them like that anymore. Why? By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:08 am
Third Annual Smut Soiree - Photo Post 3 Everyone loves a photo wall... By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 12:50 am
Third Annual Smut Soiree - Photo Post 2 So much beauty and no Ebola! Yay! By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 12:45 am
Third Annual Smut Soiree - Photo Post 1 Roger H brought me a signed copy of Tori Spelling"s book. Is that sh*t for real? Lovely to see you. See you next year? So thrilled to see everyone workin" their prunes a la Olsen! By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 12:41 am
The 3rd Annual Smut Soiree – Thanks & Giveaway! It was the best soiree ever! Nearly 400 people were packed into the most beautiful house in the Annex, bopping to poolside beats by Bellosound, while sipping on wine and bubbly by [yellow tail] and properly smutty cocktails by SKYY Vodka & X-Rated. Or Naked Juice for those who By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 12:31 am
Gorgessity To Russia With Love I was in London last year blowing my wad on a ten dollar bottle of water and someone told me Moscow is actually ranked the city most expensive to live in. Even more than London? Yes. So no wonder - Hollywood is going where the money is. Here are Will Smith By Lainey • Jun 20, 2008 07:43 am
