Blind Riddles Why He’s Single It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously, me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was the dreaded OverReach. What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 06:30 am
Clown Karma Poo Mischa Barton, the twat who caused my broken arm, showed up at the Time for Heroes celebrity carnival to benefit The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatic Aids Foundation embarrassingly overdressed. It was a CARNIVAL. Most people wore casual summer dresses and/or jeans. Mischa turns up with a glitzy Chanel bag and By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 03:54 am
Edward Norton Ed & Liv & The Incredible Hulk The premiere was last night… here are the two stars of the film on the green carpet – Ed looking hotter than he has since Salma Hayek and Liv bright in blue is total gorgessity. But… because she’s wearing a baggy dress, no doubt the dreaded dumb bumpwatch will begin By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 03:10 am
NKOTB MMVA!!! Toronto will be heard halfway around the world come Sunday. Because New Kids on the Block have just been confirmed to perform at the MMVAs! Was always a Jordan. Am scared now to see Jordan. I think Jordan’s had some work done. But … it’s like high school never By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 02:44 am
Blind Riddles Post Partum Flirtation Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 02:29 am
Clown No More Lilo & SamRo? NO!!!!!!!!!!! I love Lilo and SamRo! But it’s been over 2 days since Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been photographed together. She was also seen moving her sh*t out of Sam’s and back into her own place in a pair of short shorts and gorgeous gladiator By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 02:17 am
Milo Ventimiglia Milo Still a Perv Hayden Panettiere was shooting in Vancouver for a large part of the spring, separated from Milo Ventimiglia, prompting rumours that the two had split. Clearly not so. Check out the young one and her pervy older boyfriend heading back into her trailer in an affectionate embrace leaving no doubt as By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 02:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Ask Gwen About Angie This is the adorable Gwen Stefani out and about at the weekend, stylish as ever. Still no news on Angelina and the Wonder Twins but since Gwen hasn’t popped, and since they seem to get pregnant and give birth at the same time all the time, perhaps watching Gwen By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 02:05 am
Quiveration 1958 What was it about this year? Madonna, Michael Jackson, and the Purple Prince were all born in 1958. Can you believe it’s 50? Can you believe Prince is 50? Still as quivering today as he was 20 years ago. Thanks to Romina who sent these lovely photos. Happy 50th By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:58 am
Frauds Granny Freeze Kisses for the Cameras Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband caught in an affectionate moment the other day in Nashville. Photographers taking this picture also mentioned that she dropped in for a routine visit at the hospital. Funny how the most private moments of Gran’s life, even down to her honeymoon, seem By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Can you imagine her in labour? It’s just one of many reasons why I’ve boarded up my womb and am guarding it with a pit bull… labour seems downright f&cking medieval. The pain I mean. So the Jessica and her husband had their baby girl this weekend at Cedars-Sinai. Given that By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:51 am
Clown Ebola - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! It’s a day late but since I don’t post on weekends, pretend it’s June 8th and play along. Do you remember what happened a year ago? Do you remember the happiest, smuttiest, best day ever??? Do you remember laughing at your desk? Running with joy down the By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:46 am
Douchebags Pippy Putts It hurts me to post these. It hurts to look at my golf clubs collecting dust in the closet. Just before breaking my arm, I had finally figured out my short game. Was supposed to break 100 this season. Many times. F*cking Mischa Barton. This is Justin Timberlake in By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 09:55 am
Melanie Griffith The Next Generation This is Dakota Johnson. She is the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. You might remember her as Miss Golden Globe 2006. I remember her because she looked kinda cracked out that night and terribly, terribly skinny. So it’s no surprise now that Dakota is now modelling. Recently By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 08:19 am
Ryan Reynolds Who’s Wearing More Foundation? Received an email from someone months ago with this observation and since then have been able to see nothing else. Ryan Reynolds wears So.Much.Foundation. Have you seen Definitely, Maybe? Seriously, there’s so much packed in there it’s almost distracting. Not quivering. At all. As you know, By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 05:49 am
Mandy Moore Mandy Holding Hands Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams walked hand and hand through NYC yesterday. Almost forgot they were dating though I suppose it makes sense. Certainly explains her little “bell jar” phase. Mandy won the Breakthrough Award at the MTV Movie Awards a few years ago for A Walk to Remember…remember? By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 05:34 am