Brad Pitt Angelina Unstyled Only she can get away with dressing like Barbara Walters and still look so beautiful. Angelina Jolie attended the International Women’s Media Foundation 18th Annual Courage in Journalism Awards last night swimming in a black pantsuit and Louboutin pumps. Still…there’s that face. A face gaunt and tired By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Speaks! Such as, like, such as, like you know, everywhere, such as, the Eye-Rack? Remember MIss South Carolina? And then there’s Britney. Britney called in to Ryan Seacrest this morning and, well, of course it was hilarious. In two minutes, she said “You Know?” – by my count anyway – 21 By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Lance & the Olsen Twin He’s 36, she’s 21, and apparently she was sitting on his lap on Monday night sucking his face off – Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, that is. Not hard to see why he’d be attracted. Ashley is gorgeous – seen here last night leaving the Waverly after dinner with By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Harry Windsor NOT Hot Harry on a Horse There was a report that surfaced a few days ago – some scandal involving a sex tape, a royal, and a blackmail scheme. Most immediately suspected Hot Harry on a Horse. Just because he’s a dirty, dirty boy. The giveaway however is that the sex act caught on video was By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 10:15 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Sweat Exchange Blackout is on sale today and of course Britney’s life is on full display too. First – the custody battle. Court documents reveal that Britney’s appointed monitor testified on Friday and though no details have been released, her attorney insists that the information wasn’t all bad. He also By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:28 am
Tom Cruise Becks Talks Oh honey… please don’t. Arena Magazine has proclaimed David Beckham Britain’s most powerful man under 40. David said he was humbled by the honour and agreed to an interview with the publication in which he discussed his new his Hollywood friends, his Hollywood life, and of course his By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 04:10 am
Nicole Richie Eating but NOT Smoking? Did that senile old bat Cindy Adams get it wrong…or is Nicole Richie lying through her publicist? As reported yesterday, Cindy claimed to have seen Nicole Richie lighting up several times in NYC. Not surprisingly, Nicole’s rep has quickly come out swinging, categorically refuting Cindy’s account and By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 03:29 am
Brad Pitt The Coming of the Second Coming? First came the Chosen One Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt and now perhaps, finally what the world has been waiting for: rumour has it Angelina Jolie is pregnant with the Second Coming. She was scheduled to attend and speak at a UN conference in Italy but has backed last minute. As By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 03:10 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Denied TMZ.com is reporting that Britney will NOT regain 50/50 custody of her children. The judge presiding over the custody battle has determined that she’ll see her babies twice a week from noon to 7pm and will be allowed one overnight visit WITH a monitor. For the first By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Jeremy Piven Quiver for Pivert Once in a while, oil and sleaze is what you need. Like a streetside bratwurst with all the fixings. Yum. Jeremy Piven, not always, but at last’s night premiere of American Gangster… definitely Yum. But of course it’s the Ari Gold factor. Of course it is. But something By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Eva Mendes From Crush to Hate It’s a pattern with him, non? Joaquin Phoenix – known for submerging so fully into character he actually becomes who he’s playing, always subsequently ends up crushing on his love interests… super hard… and then when it’s over, when he realises in real life they are nothing like By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Rumer Willis So Proud My Rumer has been featured yet again in an articled posted on People.com. It’s the second time in 5 weeks and this time, she didn’t have to bleach her head. So.Proud. Rumey instead achieved the honour by dishing on fame, her famous parents, her famous family, By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Jason Lewis Who Needs a Boyfriend? Jennifer Aniston? Hell nah. Way too insecure for a man this beautiful – it almost destroyed her the first time. And if Gwyneth’s shadow was too daunting then, can you imagine Rosario Dawson’s? Aside from the wardrobe, Jason Lewis is the only other good thing about that Sex & By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Justin Timberlake Pip’n’ Ass menstruate Pippy and Shelf Ass are apparently on their periods this week, or maybe they just miss each other because after giving up some ooey gooey photos to the paps in LA last week they have since separated as JT kicks off the Australian leg of his world tour, leaving behind By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 08:18 am
Victoria Beckham Brown on Tour Finally…the blonde is gone. The blonde got old. And if there’s one thing Victoria abhors more than being fat, it is absolutely being old. As in passé. As in not relevant. She looks better as a brunette anyway. Which is why Mrs Beckham spent 8 hours at the By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 07:18 am
Paris Hilton Toronto Fights Ebola LOVE my home town. We fought valiantly against SARS. And we are fighting valiantly again against another deadly virus: Paris Hilton. Otherwise known as Hollywood Ebola who has been in Toronto shooting her piece of sh-t for a movie. Last week she hosted a party at The Guvernment. The By Lainey • Oct 29, 2007 06:16 am
