Mike Myers And Who the Hell Are You? No seriously… Mike Myers. Like…do you care? Do you really? So he’s made a few funny movies but is Mike Myers, on the Hollywood fame scale, is he really a two assistant, can’t hold his own water bottle kind of guy??? Is he really? Because apparently HE By Lainey • Oct 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo, the Rebound Guy, and Gisele too Leonardo DiCaprio – is he single? Because his girl was caught with the Rebound Guy – the guy all leggy girls go to for a quick ego boost and some action immediately after a painful break up. The Rebound Guy of course is Kelly Slater, champion surfer. He was seen with Gisele By Lainey • Oct 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Reese Witherspoon Undercover…but not over! While all tabloids were proclaiming the end of their love last month, I reported otherwise as that the two were sneaking around during TIFF and caught kissing during the Michael Clayton after party, even as “confirmation” of their split was making headlines on newsstands. This weekend, Reese and Jakey were By Lainey • Oct 21, 2007 08:00 pm
Johnny Depp Matching #1s Johnny Depp is #1, loins up, on the Lifetime Freebie Five. Johnny, as previously explained, is much much much too perfect for just one night. Johnny is every night. Forever. But if there were a GirlCrush Freebie Five, his lover Vanessa Paradis would also without a doubt be on top By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 09:02 am
Bobby Brown Baby…it’s good to see you Whitney Houston showed up with daughter Bobbi Kristina last night in London for Fashion Rocks. By all accounts she looked trim and enthusiastic and not stoned. This is very good news. After over a decade of debauchery with Bobby Brown and then stumbling post split into her own drug-addled By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 06:05 am
Rumer Willis Ugly on Purpose It’s been about two weeks, hasn’t? Since my Rumer’s made a blip on the gossip radar? Sounds about right. Which is why she showed up at some event last night looking like THIS. Like all the ugly atoms in her body migrated to her head and exploded By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 05:50 am
Avril Lavigne Sequins & Chucks My soul dies a little every time I have to compliment Avril Lavigne. But as mentioned the other day, while her personality is the douchest, Avril’s style is the cutest. And style is all about individuality. Check her out last night at the MTV Latin America Music awards in By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 04:25 am
Tara Reid Always at the Mall There actually IS a glass ceiling for women like Tara Reid. Because although she looks clean for a change and doesn’t initially seem as though she’s fresh off a gangbang, the hint of a gangbang still always lurks underneath no matter how hard she tries to pull it By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 04:14 am
Scott Speedman Weirdsville in Toronto Scott Speedman is a local boy. Met him at Sundance last January and again during TIFF – he’s gorgeous, even under that thick mound of facial hair. And he’s also soooo nice. Scott’s new movie Weirdsville is now screening the Carlton Cinema. Twenty free passes are being provided By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 02:40 am
Britney Spears Intro for Oct 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Best line of the season – last night on The Office, Darryl says to Kelly: Hey I like you… what"s not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side. Snort. Totally sums up Britney Spears. Every day, stranger and stranger. Yesterday she visited a medical By Lainey • Oct 19, 2007 02:33 am
Kate Bosworth White and Yellow in Animal At the Fendi Great Wall of China fashion show – Zhang Ziyi and Kate Bosworth in super high fashion, black tights, and lots of leg. Barring the thought that something may have died in the making and hoping that it’s faux, am all over both looks. Especially ZZ’s boots. By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Geri Halliwell Two Spice Landing The Spice Girls reunion tour is only 6 weeks ago, with kick off scheduled in Vancouver on December 2nd. As a warm up, the Spices will be performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show on November 14th that will air on December 4th which means the girls have less than By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Oprah Winfrey Copycat Seinfeld…but will Oprah get revenge? Yes…she’s a scheming golddigging bitch…but I kinda love Jessica Seinfeld. So sinfully manipulative it’s delicious. And somehow she has entranced Jerry Seinfeld. He is completely addicted to her. Saw her at Cannes – as put together as anyone you’ve ever seen, and even better than KFed By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Kate Winslet Matching Dress, Booties, and Holding Hands! Two faves… Maggie Gyllenhaal and Kate Winslet last night at the Hugo Boss show both in black cocktails, both wearing booties, and holding hands in the front row… So grade 7 but I want to be their friend. source By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 10:24 am
Morning Fun with The Gay and Ja’mie If the husband is the man who completes you, then the Mo is the man who understands you. Nothing like sharing giggles with my gay who habitually sends me accented YouTube links – inane and ridiculously silly clips that tickle our shallow sense of humour. Have you met Ja’mie? She’ By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 07:52 am
Tom Cruise The Cover As reported yesterday, St Martin’s Press will release the Andrew Morton biography of Tom Cruise on January 15th. eTalk etalk.ctv.ca aired the cover last night. Here are the details on the sell sheet: Andrew Morton uncovers the true story of the biggest celebrity of our age • A By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 07:50 am
