Katie Holmes At Last…It’s Coming!!! Thanks to Larry B for the tip… New issue of Entertainment Weekly, Page 19: “EW has learned that the manuscript of Andrew Morton"s upcoming unauthorized Tom Cruise biography just landed in the New York City offices of its publisher, St. Martin's. The book - due Jan. 15, By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 08:00 pm
Miss Sixty Fragrance Giveaway!!! I was invited to the Miss Sixty Vancouver store opening party last Thursday on Robson Street. My credit card fell IN LOVE with these shoes. Do you love them, or do you LOVE them??? For one of you – a 75 ml bottle of Miss Sixty eau de toilette…interested? If By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 11:12 am
Janet Jackson Lean, Tight Riding pants require – demand – no jiggle. And Janet Jackson was owning them last night in NYC. Girl looks amazing! his is of course tenth time or so in as many years that she has bounced back from weight gain, only to lose it rapidly and claim to have conquered yo- By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 11:03 am
Victoria Beckham The Elusive Bra Mrs Beckham has a Birkin in every available shade, her own line of denim, a pair of shoes inspired by her image designed for her by Giambattista Valli, and more. And still… Mrs Beckham still can’t find a decent bra to mask her big ass nipples. This is why By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 10:34 am
Britney Spears Ellen: the opposite of Britney and Biel Ellen is an animal lover – but not the kind of animal loving professed by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, toting their accessories from store to store, depriving their pets of the kind of structure and care that they deserve. And not the kind of animal loving professed by Jessica Biel By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 09:13 am
Victoria Beckham Please Call Me On Your Moto Can you imagine? Sweet Goddess… if he actually rang me I’d disavow my own mother and run to paradise in between in legs. Check out David making a call on Sunday, probably making sure his side dish bitch gets the hell out of his house before his wife’s By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 06:36 am
Kate Bosworth Beautiful BlowSkin Kate Bosworth here at the Elle Magazine Women in Hollywood event last night. Such a gorgeous girl, all over what she’s wearing…and her unbelievable skin. What beautiful flawless skin…which brings up a question that has always confounded (TOTALLY unrelated and not at all dripping with sarcasm of By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 06:15 am
Gwyneth Paltrow One Gwyneth Her photo for the One Campaign – proceeds from the sale of tshirts will go to support Bono’s foundation to help end poverty. My Gwynnie - even when she’s giving back she still looks like a snotty bitch. Love.Her. source By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 04:44 am
Scarlett Johansson Good Hair Scarlett Johansson was honoured at the Elle Magazine Women in Hollywood event last night – head to toe delicious. Not starving, also not pouring out of her dress, and above all the hair. Though not exactly feng shui friendly, LOVE the hair swept up and uneven. Remember when the lopsided cut By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 04:39 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Angelina Ages The Family Pitt left NYC last week to return to LA where Angelina will be shooting The Changeling directed by Clint Eastwood. Check out Angie in costume wearing a very cute outfit and shoes but looking pretty old which could be just the character requirement but the gauntness of her By Lainey • Oct 16, 2007 03:59 am
The Best of Canada: Degrassi Gives Back Dear World: We gave you Pamela Anderson and Avril Lavigne. I am sorry about that. But we also gave you Celine and the endless pleasure derived from watching her emote through her leg lunges onstage. There are countless other gifts to make up for the silicone/punk ass abominations but By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Sienna Miller GirlCrushing on the Millers Am seriously considering stalking Savannah Miller when I’m in London in a couple of weeks. Am obsessed. And also excited about checking out Twenty8Twelve by S Miller the store that carries the line for which they have been tireless pimping. Here are Savannah and Sienna in the new issue By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
El Cantante Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!! Those who saw them on tour came back believers – because while Marc Anthony certainly looks like a vampire, he also performs like a hot Latin lover. Many of you have written with testimonials, finally understanding how he finally claimed his Lopez and clearly he did so on stage. Wrote the By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Jodie Foster Why Jodie Because she’s not a famewhore Because she sells her movies and not herself Because she’s fit and not frozen, unlike Nicole Kidman Because she was a child star who didn’t f&ck up and snort up Because she told off Dina Lohan Because she can own By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Ben Affleck At Home with Matt & Lucy Matt and Luciana leaving a party at FELT in Boston last night celebrating the premiere of Gone Baby Gone. Sweet, non? Matt and Ben are truly, truly buds. And they haul ass for each other. At TIFF, it was Ben doing his part for Matt. Right now it’s Matt By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm
Halle Berry Taunting the Theory Halle Berry attended the LA premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire last night with her baby father in tow flaunting their ridiculous beauty and perfection…and also taunting my Celebrity Baby Theory? The universe can only handle so much gorgessity concentrated in one famous family. As such: Hot By Lainey • Oct 15, 2007 08:00 pm