Uma Thurman Uma with Arki I totally get the Euro Hot. Arpad (Arki) Busson is 100% Euro Hot. Am all over it. And Uma is too. Uma’s last boyfriend Andre Balasz was cut from the same mold. Only Arki allegedly has some very bad habits. Ones that Elle Macpherson supposedly couldn’t be around By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 05:39 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Happy Can we sum up her week? A judge takes her babies away. She is forced to hand them over to her golddigging slime of an ex husband who now looks like an all star. She is legally required to be drug tested twice a week and can only be with By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 05:28 am
Lucy Liu Hot Asians on TV After what appeared to be a shaky start, looks like Patricia Field has found her footing – Lucy Liu’s wardrobe in Cashmere Mafia has shown significant improvement. And this outfit is no exception. That little dress is unbelievable. And that man beside her is even better. HOT Asian man’s By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 04:02 am
Demi Moore Thinnification Update – Rumer Willis Almost there… now just the tits have to go and she’ll be a proper stick insect with heaps of attention paid to her body on the cover of countless magazines. Demi Moore must be so proud. Check it out – my Rumer leaving the Neil George salon after a touch By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 03:19 am
Britney Spears Intro for Oct 05, 2007 Dear Gossips, As I’ve been reporting all week, Britney’s video for Gimme More is now available on iTunes and will premiere on MTV on Monday. Click here to see it. But while critics have been relatively kind in their judgment, having forced myself to go through it twice, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2007 03:05 am
Enrique Iglesias Still Skinny… Still Married Despite rumours earlier this year that they had split, Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias are clearly still together and appear to be going strong. Used to abhor their public fondling sessions. Now, having seen everyone else’s bare cooch one too many times, actually kinda miss the sight of them By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Seth Rogen Canadian Thanksgiving: Project Runway & SNL Monday is Canadian Thanksgiving. A lot to be thankful for. ProjectRunwayCanada premieres on Slice on Monday at 10pm. I’m telling you…Iman is a fierce bitch. She will put fear into your ass! Curious to see what you think of my tinkerbell Asian gay. So cute you could put By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 08:00 pm
Planet Terror Exclusive Giveaway!!! It was released in theatres as one LOOONG movie – Grindhouse presents Death Proof directed by Quentin Tarantino and Planet Terror by Robert Rodriguez who, despite the fact that he’s a cheating slime, is one sexy motherf&cker. Owen Gleiberman from Entertainment Weekly has called Planet Terror “an instant By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 11:34 am
Afternoon Email with the Girls Deny it to your bosses but you know what you do all day at work when you’re not working. What you do is email your girlfriends and your gays. About nothing and everything. My Main ‘Mo Darren and I are currently discussing Bali. He just got back on a By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 11:18 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe Tours Europe Jennifer Garner is currently in Europe promoting The Kingdom. You’d think she’d step up her game for the continent, non? Non. Here’s Taupe yesterday in Paris wearing the most beautiful dark pink dress and the Laziest.Hair.Ever. That is until tonight in London. Another distinctive gown By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 10:56 am
Victoria Beckham Years of Practice Now THIS is mayjah. After a relatively low key month and some family troubles that are hopefully behind her, Posh is back and more mayjah than ever. Check her out today in Paris for the Cavalli flagship store opening. In all three photos, with and without Roberto, her pose and By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 10:24 am
Pip’n’Ass eat Eggs Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel just moments ago were eating at Eggstacy in Yorkville in Toronto. Four of my girlfriends were there. No…let me clarify. Four of my girlfriends busted their asses to get there when they heard. I am embarrassed for them so I will not name names. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 05:36 am
Gwyneth Paltrow Snob on the Road As you may have heard my Gwynnie is joining chef Mario Batali on an eating expedition through Spain. Gwyneth spent a summer in Spain when she was a teen, she loves the country, and apparently jumped at the chance to join Mario in the quest to find the perfect meal. By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 04:59 am
Charlie Sheen Surprise! Denise Leaks More Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of By Lainey • Oct 04, 2007 03:59 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried Judged! It’s called Tough Love. And it’s about f&cking time. After all, this is a girl who has lived in excess for almost her entire life. Excessive working conditions, excessive partying conditions, with no structure, no limits, no reason to be accountable. And therefore a legendary laziness By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Jessica Biel Pip’n’Ass Eat Ice Just a quick update on my friends from earlier, the same ones who lost their sh-t after seeing JT and his Shelf Ass at Eggstacy a few hours ago. In their giggling hysteria, they forgot to mention that the two seemed like “a normal couple” with no bodyguards in By Lainey • Oct 03, 2007 08:00 pm
