Lauren Conrad LC, Heidi and...Rolling Stone??? Just got an exclusive hot tip... Word is Rolling Stone is working on a joint photo shoot with Lauren and Heidi of The Hills. Can you imagine the drama? Am trying to follow up. Keep you posted! Here"s Lauren at the beach the other day and Heidi after By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Michelle Yeoh Lust, Caution, Michelle Michelle Yeoh in Venice yesterday this time for the premiere of Lust, Caution. She is perfection. Oh and by the way…Michelle is 3 years older than Diane Lane. Just sayin’… Anyway, Michelle of course was there to support fellow Chinese Ang Lee’s latest. You may best know Lee By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Cut Regret I know it well. Hair cut disaster, hair cut regret, hating yourself in the mirror for months until it grows back…this is Diane Lane. Look at her expression. She can’t be happy about this. Because this is f&cking horrendous. Here’s Diane at the premiere of By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Angelina Jolie From Iraq to the Zoo! This just in! Laineygossip.com reader Paula saw Angelina and the children in Central Park today. Fresh off her humanitarian mission to the Middle East, Jolie is back on Mommy duty as Brad goes to work. Below – Paula’s observations unedited. FYI: the anti-Angelina faction will be unhappy…The By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 09:36 am
Charlie Sheen Like Clockwork Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 09:23 am
Jennifer Garner Taupe in Tokyo Jennifer Garner is still Taupe…more taupe than ever, actually, but taupe isn’t always a bad thing. Taupe can be lovely…boring, but lovely. Taupe can be fresh faced. Taupe can have dimples and please the MiniVan to no end. And Taupe has found herself in Tokyo promoting The By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 06:19 am
Samantha Micelli forever This bitch never ages…she must be part Asian. She’ll look like hell when she’s 60, poor thing. Have always loved Alyssa Milano. My cousin Cat and I used to live for Who’s the Boss. I always thought she looked a little like Sam, especially when teasing By Lainey • Aug 30, 2007 04:24 am
Ashton Kutcher When Gary goes away… Totally have a thing for Ashton Kutcher when he’s not rockin’ the pathetic Gary Beard. He’s gorgeous. And he looks great in pants. And he has that irresistible perpetually “young” look about him, like a frat boy only without the hazing and the gang rapes. Check out Ashton By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Lucy Liu Green Hats and the Curse of the Fook Chinese people don’t wear green hats. Wearing a green hat means you’ve been cuckolded and who wants to walk around advertising that they’ve been chumped? Check out Lucy Liu on the set of Cashmere Mafia the other day. Hopefully she doesn’t have a boyfriend. And too By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Sean Bean The Daily Gorgessity: Ageless and the Bean The Ageless Michelle Yeoh in Venice for the premiere of Far North. And for those of you who quiver for it, there’s a taste of the Bean. Growing up watching Hong Kong cinema, I’ve been looking at this woman now for 20 years. She STILL looks the same By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Tom Brady Trading Slaps So Bridget Moynahan had her baby. Tom Brady was apparently at the hospital but not permitted inside for the birth. Word is he did spend some time with the boy before being told his mother wanted to limit his involvement. And despite telling teammates and even announcing on the field By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Keira Knightley Gorgessity or Bulimic Jaw? Renee Zellweger, Keira Knightley… I call it Bulimic Jaw after my friend Dr Beth told me about the way the corners of a woman’s jaw start protruding after too much binging and purging. Keira Knightley however says she doesn’t have an eating disorder, has never had an eating By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 09:07 am
Brad Pitt Daddy Loves Miss Z Couldn’t help it…saw these and had to share the quiveration. Massive quiveration. Brad Pitt and Miss Zahara bonding in NYC yesterday. SO cute and SO hot. Brad is in fact almost perfect here. The pants, the gait, clearly charmed by his child, the easy relaxed energy he appears By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 05:45 am
Hilary Duff Puck Bunny and Carb Face Hilary Duff and that hockey player still going strong. Here they are in NYC after dinner last night – she as usual is super cute with her ghetto fab earrings, he unfortunately appears to have a case of Ryan Phillippe’s Carb Face. Or is it just me? Cardigan needs some By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 05:12 am
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Paris Hilton On the Couch: Ebola’s signature move It amazes me that someone can do this - pose like this ON TOP OF A COUCH!!! – and not want to slap herself. Check it out – Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton in Vegas Monday for the launch of Wilmer Valderrama’s clothing line (???) working her horny porn posture hoping some lucky sod By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 03:38 am
