Let Them Eat Cake Famous words not spoken but today, they could not be more applicable. Like Marie Antoinette, my Kiki has never been popular. More than Marie Antoinette, my Kiki does not give a sh-t. And I adore her for it. I also adore her new shorter "do. Works for me. By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban Keith Urban: Rehab and the Rumours In case you haven"t heard Keith Urban has announced he"s checked into rehab, just one week after the National Enquirer broke the story that he cheated on Nicole Kidman with a porn star 3 months before they were married. His statement was as follows: "I By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Chosen One emerges! Shiloh sighted in with mom in Jaipur, India as Brad reportedly worked on a commercial. Baby Z as you can see is in the background being held by that lovely security fellow who lost his sh-t last week on a photographer. Not that you can tell so early but By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Cate Blanchett Now THIS is Best Dressed The Black Boring Dress…or this??? She may have been styled but it"s really how you *wear* the clothes, on and off the glossy…and I think we can all agree - no one wears them like Cate Blanchett. Not even my Gwyneth. November Vogue, no words are adequate By Lainey • Oct 20, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad & Gwyneth: down memory lane With this week"s announcement that Brad Pitt and my Gwynnie will be reunited professionally, I got a little nostalgic, you know? She was his angel, it took 7 years of black dress boredom to get over her, their love was a Golden Age, and while "Brangelina" By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: No First Shame Take a look at this photo. Provocative, non? Would it make you feel any different to learn that HER FATHER took this??? And sold them to WireImage? Sorry…maybe I'm just an Asian prude but to me? That's f-cking creepy. There is nothing profound in By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Hot Hector quivers your loins But not mine. Still…he was the ONLY redeeming factor Brad Pitt"s atrocious Troy and I can appreciate why many of you find him Freebie-worthy, especially in the pages of Fade In Magazine. Those odd little lips that taper down from face don"t look too By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Gossip with Flare If you can"t stand the shameless self promotion - stop reading NOW. Consider yourself warned. STOP READING NOW. Flare Magazine is Canada"s fashion bible and in the November release, they have included a bonus issue called Canada"s Best in fashion, beauty, music, and film with By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth: from Three Whiskers to Firecrotch Source Lindsay Lohan has landed a new friend. In France for Tommy Hilfiger, ciggies in hand, other things in nose, ready to light up Paris. A perfect alliance if you ask me. Both have never proven themselves on the big screen in a grown up way. Both crave fashion stardom. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Mischa Barton & the sour suck Though I"m not a fan of the dead eyes, I am a fan of Mischa style. I also think she"s extraordinarily pretty…when she"s not doing the sucker pucker - at least a 10 year age difference. AT LEAST. Fact of the matter is, the By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Matthew Fox Heather Mills: A Backlash up the Arse! Oh…this is f-cking GOLD. Thanks to Valerie M for the tip. Piers Morgan introduced Heather to Paul way back. He has now written an open letter of apology printed in the Daily Mail, taking responsibility for introducing his friend to the evil golddigging capital C known as Heather By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Borat"s Best Speech So proud of my Fifth Lover who won a comedy award in Germany and gave the following speech…you like??? "Good evening gentlemen and prostitutes. I love Germany. I love sex. I will put this prize next to the only other one I won. From Central Asian Olympic Committee. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Heather Mills: the motivation behind the message Be careful what you start. Heather Mills is feeling the pain of that right now as nearly everyone in the UK is rising up against her, opening up a can of bitchslap perhaps not seen since the days of Yoko Ono. Exclusive new details have emerged this morning in the By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Matt Damon Pro-Love for Miss Minnie Always have had a soft spot for Minnie. Poor thing had to struggle against being forever the fat girl after Circle of Friends. Poor thing was dumped by Matt Damon on Oprah. Poor thing can"t find lasting love. Poor thing butted heads with Babs. Apparently there"s By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Vanessa Minnillo Lilo: Rock "n" Roll Pageant Fashion Is it the new black? Yesterday Vanessa Minnillo today Lilo in Paris for the opening of Tommy Hilfiger"s store. And unless Tommy is designing for Miss America, something tells me she"s not wearing one of his. For that matter, I have no idea what the f- By Lainey • Oct 19, 2006 08:00 am
Kiki clean face Never a popular idea to compliment Kiki but how many of her peers would go out freshfaced without a hard nipple in sight? Glam is definitely good. But bad glam is never good and between bad glam and natural Kiki, who has taken a shower and doesn"t look By Lainey • Oct 18, 2006 08:00 am
