Jennifer Lopez Beyonce on vacay Is it just me or has she lost a tonne of weight? B has always been fit but this worries me a little. The arms, the abs, the suddenly little thighs - what happened to the yummy jelly jiggle? What happened to bootylicious? We need more Beyonce and Mimi and Lopez. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Anna Nicole Smith Keith & Kenny at the CMT Awards As I hear it, in the world of country, Keith Urban and Kenny Chesney are considered hunk #1 and hunk #2. …. Now Kenny I can sort of/not really/but if I"m feeling particularly generous kind of understand. Aside from the whole fraud annulment with Renee situation, there By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Violet Affleck and my Celebrity Baby Theory Do you need a recap? Refresh your memory here and then take a look, the first very clear look, of wee Violet Affleck who might very well challenge Apple Martin for baby cuteness supremacy. Now depending on your particular point of view, Violet comes from one of 2 combinations: either By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Behind Baby Scandal #2 Warring tabloids and a motherload of spin to sift through. As usual, Britney’s in the thick of it. Let’s to it, shall we? The ever reliable Star Magazine released their latest cover today – huge headlines blaring: Brit’s Baby Fractures Skull! According to Bonnie Fuller, wee Kevtwan LaBritnius By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Kelly Preston at the CMT Awards Is it just me or do her eyes have the same dead, glazed over look we’ve seen from someone a little younger but equally possessed? Still…at 43 years young, Mrs. Travolta looks good. You know why? Because she"s found a way to make it work - unlike By Lainey • Apr 11, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z Charlize & Stuart in Turkey Though I"ve never been there, I"ve heard Turkey is a delight. Turkish readers are even more of a delight. And having Turkish readers reading my column is the most delightful thing of all. Straight goods from Istanbul (thanks Z!) is that after a very brief split By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Last Word Will be on eTalk Monday night. And don"t forget to catch me on The Beat 94.5 at 3:30pm PST. Fresh smut on Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Ugly: Kristy Swanson It"s official: Buffy is ugly. Buffy homewreckers are even uglier. Lucky for Kristy, she happens to be both. Not that I particularly relish spending time on Z-list celebrities and their figure skating affairs but if I were the now defunct Mrs. Eisler, who was pregnant with his By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Dear Christina Darling Had the pleasure of wearing a Christina Darling original on eTalk last Friday. And it was the cherry sequined bomber, not the hot pants. Christina is Canada"s answer to Heatherette and her Fall/Winter collection tonight at BC Fashion Week was off the proverbial hizzle. So don" By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson in Australia She showed up to hog the spotlight away from her sister who"s there for an MTV event. Typical, non? Call me old fashioned but I don"t consider it a good thing when someone looks at your hair and wonders if it"s a wig, a By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Jude & Sienna can"t stay away Breaking news EXCLUSIVE from Mexico and New York City. Jude and Sienna are back together. It started about a month ago, shortly after she was spotted in Toronto with Hayden Christensen, my sources report that Sienna went back to the UK and made contact with Jude. They agreed to start By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts in Africa On Friday afternoon, People Magazine confirmed what you already knew for days and what you should have already known for months. That Brad and Angelina arrived in Namibia, have practically booked off an entire resort, and are planning on delivering the baby there. For now. Quick update on that in By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton A boy for Gwyneth & Chris As longtime readers of this column are aware, I was the first to report on Gwyneth"s second pregnancy - way back on September 14th - a full 2 weeks before the rest of the smutting public caught up. Two months after that, I was also the first to report that By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Drugs, drugs everywhere Two subjects. Unrelated. Except for the narcotics. The first: A frequent riddle offender, the girl who never knows the ending, isn"t hiding her vices very well. Messed up beyond belief at a recent industry event, she was barely coherent behind the scenes, and when a young fan came By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Lindsay Lohan The Daily Ugly: Lindsay Lohan As you know, I have an unhealthy Posh-like obsession with Lindsay Lohan. I love her, I find her infinitely interesting, and I CARE. Almost as much as I care about Tila Tequila, who disgusts me and turns me on all at the same time. Sometimes skank trash just works, By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Behind Matt LeBlanc’s divorce So you know he split from his wife. And you already know he immediately hooked up with his co-star. Don’t ask me what her name is. I can’t be bothered to memorise the identity of every 2 bit actress on every 2 bit sitcom in Hollywood. All By Lainey • Apr 06, 2006 08:00 am
