Gwyneth Paltrow From Garfield aka Gnow Nothing:Gwynnie/Lainey suck "I was stumped for, like, three seconds by your Gwyneth obsession. After all, I think she"s no different from Cameron Diaz, SJP, Julia Roberts or Jennifer Aniston. All are shallow, soulless femme bots churned out by the star machine. Then it hit me like Madonna's By Lainey • Jan 04, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise From Mandy H: Gael Garcia Bernal for the Freebie 5 I don't know how my future husband could have been overlooked so many times!!!! He is the hottest guy out there. I like quirky guys...and the fact that this guy can act better that anyone lately....AND he is super hot..I think he should make the By Lainey • Jan 04, 2006 07:00 am
Owen Wilson A Tribute to Blue For the benefit of those new to the site, let’s just talk about my husband for a few…shall we? This is a man who prefers the stink of a locker room to the sensual, luxurious pleasures of a spa. He is quite happy going an entire weekend without By Lainey • Jan 02, 2006 07:00 am
Nick Lachey Mischa & Cisco engaged??? If you’ve been keeping up with the gossip pages over the holidays, you would have heard already that Mischa Barton is rumoured to be engaged to that vile piece of human waste we call Cisco Adler. Apparently he proposed a couple of months ago in Hawaii and she accepted. By Lainey • Jan 02, 2006 07:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee Z in Miami I’m told there was a business purpose behind the trip but I’m also hearing from a few new and therefore unsubstantiated sources that while in Miami, Ms Z drowned her sorrows in the South Beach Diet, and I definitely mean a low carb/high protein quotient. Now please By Lainey • Jan 02, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson The Hollywood Diet Doctors Listen up smutters because you’re not going to hear about this anywhere else. Ph.D. in gossip, remember? And for those who love to naysay – jump up my ass. 2006 is a brand new year, and I’m tired of having to hold your amateur hands while you acquaint By Lainey • Jan 02, 2006 07:00 am
