What Else What Else? And you thought raccoons were bad, imagine vultures? Even if you don’t really care about this story, read it for the great lines. Like “the Michael Lohan of wildlife.” I’m dead. Also, “the way to Mar-a-Lago”. HAHAHAHAHAHA. No but seriously, imagine if raccoons and vultures became By Lainey • Aug 20, 2019 04:16 pm
Maple Leaf Celine Dion’s distortion Remember that photo shoot Celine Dion was doing in Paris a few weeks ago when she was posing with lamppost and dogs? Turns out it was for the September issue of CR Fashion Book, just before she kicks off her tour. Looks like PEOPLE was given access to the first By Lainey • Aug 20, 2019 02:31 pm
Music Harry Styles covers Rolling Stone again Harry Styles covers the new issue of Rolling Stone. It’ll be his second solo Rolling Stone cover – the last time was for the May 2017 issue which was around the time he was promoting his first solo album and its lead single, Sign of the Times, which I will By Lainey • Aug 20, 2019 12:53 pm
Royals Will Prince Andrew be deposed? Buckingham Palace and Prince Andrew may have thought that they’d put this Jeffrey Epstein business behind them. Even after Andrew was seen with Epstein following his jail sentence on “charges of solicitation of prostitution and procurement of minors for prostitution”, he managed to not have to account for his By Lainey • Aug 20, 2019 10:21 am
Intro for August 20, 2019 Dear Gossips, The best thing I read on the internet yesterday was in the new issue of The Cut, “The Lookbook goes to Zitomer”. If you haven’t read it I’m about to make your life. Zitomer is an “Upper East Side pharmacy-slash-department store”. You know who By Lainey • Aug 20, 2019 09:10 am
What Else What Else? I swell when I fly, no matter where I’m flying to. My hands get so big I can’t take my rings off. My ankles are the worst. It’s why I always bring a pair of clean socks, so I can take off my shoes and my travel By Lainey • Aug 19, 2019 04:10 pm
Maple Leaf Two Internet Boyfriends go out for lunch Taiki Waititi and Ryan Gosling were seen out for lunch together this weekend. You can imagine the reaction, even though they were apparently joined by other friends. They’re both internet boyfriends. They’re also both popular with nerds – Taika via his association with the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Ryan By Lainey • Aug 19, 2019 01:41 pm
Douchebags Prince Andrew peeping at the door Last Saturday morning, August 10, 2019, the number one news story around the world was the death of Jeffrey Epstein, supposedly by suicide. The next day, Prince Andrew joined his mother, Queen Elizabeth, at church in Scotland, both of them with big smiles on their faces. Perhaps they were hoping By Lainey • Aug 19, 2019 11:01 am
Relationship Assumption Jamie Foxx and the “girl he’s helping out” Last time we checked in on Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes it was three months ago at the Met Gala. They posed together for the first time in over five years, since they started dating. This was three months after it was widely reported that he and Katie were over By Lainey • Aug 19, 2019 09:52 am
Music Intro for August 19, 2019 Dear Gossips, Let’s begin the week with some no-news: Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were not on holiday together in the south of France. Coop was seen at lunch with Bono and some other friends in Provence the other day. The paps got shots of them, joined by By Lainey • Aug 19, 2019 09:00 am
What Else What Else? Could we all please promise each other to stay on top of this story? I really, really, really want updates. There’s a woman in Texas who’s been crashing weddings. She shows up uninvited, then scams off with envelopes full of cash. Where I’m from, people hire security By Lainey • Aug 16, 2019 04:11 pm
Photo Assumption Kiss of the Week: Kristen Stewart & Dylan Meyer There hasn’t been an outfit this week that I can’t stop thinking about. But there has been a kiss this week that I can’t stop thinking about and we need to discuss. Check out Kristen Stewart yesterday in New York. She’s kissing screenwriter Dylan Meyer. Kristen, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2019 03:42 pm
Music Taylor Swift’s “Lover” When Taylor Swift released “The Archer”, the third song off her upcoming album, Lover, I wrote that it was what I was waiting for, that it was the best track so far, the kind of sound I’d been hoping for after “ME!” and “You Need to Calm Down”, both By Lainey • Aug 16, 2019 01:15 pm
Break Ups Miley Cyrus: “Slide Away” It’s been a week of breakup content from Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. To cap it all off, Miley dropped a new song last night called “Slide Away” that most people are assuming is about breaking up with Liam. The timing, the lyrics – it would be ridiculous to suggest By Lainey • Aug 16, 2019 11:35 am
Douchebags Nobody asked for this It’s just so like him, isn’t it? Justin Timberlake is glomming on to Lizzo. Of course he is. Of course he had to flex. Of course he had to flaunt. He can’t f-cking help himself. And in doing so, it’s also confirmation that he needs By Lainey • Aug 16, 2019 10:51 am
Shout-Outs August 16, 2019 – Smutty Shout-Outs Meg! Happy Birthday with love from Heather who thinks she’s been “dropping the ball as a friend”. As if you would even be keeping score, right? Friends gets it – and this is why you’re friends. I’m told you’ve been very excited about Little Women. So I’ By Lainey • Aug 16, 2019 09:55 am
