Dumbass Iggy Azalea, actually Duana wrote about Iggy Azalea’s “Becky” issues yesterday – click here for a refresher. Basically, in the most diplomatic of ways, Duana was saying that Iggy doesn’t know what the f-ck she’s talking about. And she wasn’t the only one. So, naturally, Iggy went back on Twitter By Lainey • Apr 28, 2016 01:25 pm
Break Ups Gwyneth 40th software upgrade Forty to me doesn’t mean what I used to think it meant. Which is not a unique statement at all. Anything over 30 just used to seem so old. And then you get there and you’re like, wait a minute, I don’t feel old, not at all. By Lainey • Apr 28, 2016 11:48 am
Music “Boycott Beyoncé” She performed Formation at the Super Bowl and they tried to be mad about it by organising a protest at NFL headquarters. The only people who showed up were members of the BeyHive ready to protest the protestors. And there was some talk of a police boycott? This is what By Lainey • Apr 28, 2016 10:14 am
Beyoncé Intro for April 28, 2016 Dear Gossips, Really enjoyed my morning reads today, still in bed, living for all the Beyoncé Formation footage from last night in Miami, and then going deep into the Jackie Kennedy-Lee Radziwill feature in the new issue of Vanity Fair. So fascinating. And SUPER dishy. Part of it is because By Lainey • Apr 28, 2016 09:29 am
Quiveration Harry likes Chinese The Invictus Games are coming. Prince Harry is the royal face of the event. And so he’s been out almost every day promoting the Games, advocating on behalf of the athletes, encouraging people to come out and support them. A few days ago he visited an elementary school and By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 05:03 pm
Music Beyoncé is ready As mentioned earlier, Beyoncé kicks off the Formation World Tour tonight in Miami. Tickets would have been considered a major get a few weeks ago. But now? With the release of Lemonade? Well, she knows how to drive up the interest. It’s Beyoncé. It was always planned this way, By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 03:32 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Nicki’s best black dress To me, this is the best black outfit I’ve ever seen on her. And it’s very, very her. Sheer. Body-con. Exposed without feeling over-exposed. I would have liked to see how this would have looked on her without the knee-high boots. Like not as an improvement, just as By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 01:31 pm
TV Updates Aziz and jarred tomato sauce Aziz Ansari was at the TIME Gala last night. He was named to the TIME 100 list last week. Last year was a major breakthrough for Aziz because of Master Of None. Have you watched it yet? It’s good. Really good. And it wasn’t enough. Netflix renewed Master By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 12:12 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Gina’s webbed dress This webbing detail across the front is pretty special. And I think it works so well because of the colour of the rest of this material. A grey that looks light purple in some light. But seriously, isn’t that an exquisite shade of grey? I want to paint my By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 11:20 am
Movie Reviews and Previews A lot of Kate Does it feel to you like Kate Hudson has been on a non-stop promotional tour the entire year? She’s never not everywhere. And yesterday she was at Kimmel. When I saw these pictures of her my first thought was… What now? The book was out a month ago. Is By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 11:12 am
Amazingness Shia got punched OK, not exactly. But metaphorically? Some guy in New York was minding his own goddamn business on Saturday at the subway when his face ran into a fist. The fist belonged to a stranger. The stranger took exception to the man’s face because, supposedly, he thought his face looked By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 10:17 am
Beyoncé Intro for April 27, 2016 Dear Gossips, Nope. Still haven’t run out of things to say about Beyoncé. I still have 5 think-pieces I haven’t gotten to yet. And each think-piece has 5 links that I add to the read list which keeps growing. Some scholars are saying that Lemonade will have several By Lainey • Apr 27, 2016 09:47 am
Quiveration Now you’re just gloating Sam Taylor-Johnson is married to Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Together I call them My Obsession. A year ago Sam was celebrating the fact that she’d directed Universal’s highest grossing R-rated film. Now she’s prepping for a new Netflix series – click here for a refresher – while Aaron will next be By Lainey • Apr 26, 2016 04:26 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews “Suit up” It’s such a cheesy f-cking expression, “Suit up”. And I LOVE IT SO MUCH. But that’s probably because I love the Avengers. If skeevy Superman Henry Cavill were saying it to skeevy Batman Ben Affleck, I’d probably feel differently. Captain America: (the Avengers) Civil War opens next By Lainey • Apr 26, 2016 04:03 pm
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Kit & Rose after the “dying” What got me was Ghost. Ghost’s wailing because he couldn’t get to his best friend. I mean, if you’ve ever had a dog… Or maybe even if you’ve never had a dog. I don’t think I was ever “sad” about Jon Snow “dying” until Ghost’ By Lainey • Apr 26, 2016 01:33 pm
Game of Thrones “F-ck everyone” Game Of Thrones, the first episode of season 6 on Sunday… Duana texted me a few minutes in, right after the scene between Cersei and Jaime, and she’s like, I knew my kids would die because the old witch told me the prophecy. His response: “F-ck prophecy, f-ck fate, By Lainey • Apr 26, 2016 12:21 pm
