Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Michelle’s Cannes pantyhose The f-cking pantyhose dresses… It’s just never going to be my thing. It will never be fashion forward. It will never be NOT tacky. Having said that, it’s Cannes. Country music award shows and Cannes keep pantyhose dresses alive. Also, Jennifer Lopez. By Lainey • May 14, 2015 04:43 pm
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Johnny Depp’s dog violation I remember hearing a story last year of a woman who flew to Australia with an orange and it turned into a major drama when she got there. They’re serious over there about contamination and bio-transfers. So if you have pets, and you’re travelling there with them, they By Lainey • May 14, 2015 04:26 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s Cannes white Don’t like it. Don’t like how the front is cupping her breasts. Don’t like how it’s basically something JLO would wear. And I feel like Zoe Kravitz can do more. By Lainey • May 14, 2015 04:01 pm
Bad Style Charlize & Sean in Cannes Sean Penn joined Charlize Theron at the Palais in Cannes for Mad Max: Fury Road today. Is this supposed to be our substitute for Brange Cannes? Because I reject that. I was however reminded of previous Cannes. There was a year he was there and I was covering it and By Lainey • May 14, 2015 03:41 pm
Photo Assumption Bradley Cooper’s summer hands What did I say the other day about Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk? They were papped kissing in New York. Kissing again in London earlier this week. It’s summer hormones. Summer hormones are always cranked to high. Summer turns us all into teenagers. At least it would appear that By Lainey • May 14, 2015 01:15 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews “What’s done cannot be undone” Ahead of its premiere in Cannes, a teaser for Macbeth has been released featuring Michael Fassbender and ending with Marion Cotillard and the line: What’s done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed She only says “to bed” once here in the preview but you’ll recall By Lainey • May 14, 2015 12:51 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Annie & Bob: The Intern trailer The first trailer for The Intern, starring Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro, written and directed by Nancy Meyers, was released yesterday. And my first impression is that… This movie is manipulative! Anyone who has an aging dad will be manipulated. Because how do you not watch this and not By Lainey • May 14, 2015 12:11 pm
BFFs Miley Cyrus gives me an excuse to talk about Brandon Flowers As I mentioned yesterday, Miley Cyrus was in New York last night performing at the Adult Swim upfront party. Then she went out to party with Bella Hadid and Scout Willis. And her nipples were all over the place. Get over it. In other Miley news, her focus lately has By Lainey • May 14, 2015 11:26 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Bingbing’s drama from the arms Like I said yesterday, there’s no such thing as “too much” in Cannes. You bring it all to Cannes. Fan Bingbing is bringing it from the arms. See how all of that is extending from the elbows? It’s so extra. Spectacularly extra. By Lainey • May 14, 2015 11:02 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Salma’s Cannes roses I love the positioning of every rose on this dress. The print invites you to touch, doesn’t it? Just… the shoes. Can we please be over the round toe platform? By Lainey • May 14, 2015 10:15 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The “Men” vs Mad Max The photo call and presser for Mad Max: Fury Road happened in Cannes this morning. Click here to read my review from yesterday. I have no doubt the audience at the Palais would have loved it. Like I wrote yesterday, the movie is straight up, balls out mental. Half the By Lainey • May 14, 2015 10:04 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for May 14, 2015 Dear Gossips, If I was in Cannes, one of the films I’d be queuing for this weekend is the Amy Winehouse documentary directed by Asif Kapadia. Have you seen Senna? One of the best sports documentaries of all time. Obviously more enjoyable if you were a fan of Ayrton By Lainey • May 14, 2015 09:12 am
Faux Gossip Beyonce changed dresses? Beyonce. MET Gala dress. How could you forget it? According to US Weekly, it might not have been her first choice? B was an hour late arriving at the event. According to an US source, she was delayed because she was online, checking what other people were wearing. And then By Lainey • May 13, 2015 05:11 pm
Amazingness Amy Lake Blively… Paltrow For four weeks in a row now, Amy Schumer has been making some observations. Last night her observations focused on the late night talk show. How the host pervs out on the female guest. And how the female guest, well, behaves like Blake Lively with a double leg of Gwyneth By Lainey • May 13, 2015 04:37 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sienna Miller one shoulder and sedate I wanted more from Sienna on opening night than a one shoulder dark blue gown. I know she’s trying to present herself as a Serious Actress but by the weekend, please let us see some more fun. Because if the entire festival is going to be this vibe, I’ By Lainey • May 13, 2015 03:55 pm
Cannes 2015 Cannes Opening Oscars Three recent Oscar winners were at the Palais tonight for the opening of the Cannes Film Festival: Lupita Nyong’o Natalie Portman Julianne Moore What do you wear on a Cannes carpet? Think of it like the Oscars… tweaked Euro. There is no such thing as too much. So Julianne’ By Lainey • May 13, 2015 03:42 pm
