Douchebags The last few days of Leo As you know, Leonardo DiCaprio was in Milan last Thursday for Mr Armani’s 40th anniversary party. Click here for a refresher. Two days after that he was in Vegas on Saturday night for the fight. Leo was that guy who watched the event through his phone. Click here for By Lainey • May 06, 2015 09:38 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Intro for May 6, 2015 Dear Gossips, It’s Mother’s Day on Sunday. I have three gift recommendations. The first one is self-serving so I’ll start with it. My book: Listen To The Squawking Chicken. Which is now available on trade paperback and it’s about my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. For By Lainey • May 06, 2015 08:44 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber: Co-Best at the MET Gala We can fight about everything else. But we can’t fight about this. There’s no debate. Even though it’s Justin Bieber… What he’s wearing here, custom Balmain by Olivier Rousteing is everything that the MET Gala was supposed to be last night. Double dragons up the sleeves? By Lainey • May 05, 2015 12:59 pm
Style Sarah Jessica Parker: Co-Best at the MET Gala 2015 Bless her. She gets it. She gets it so much that she jokes about it. She jokes about all the crazy sh-t she’s worn in the past. She laughs about having to do yoga moves in the car on the way there just to accommodate the outrageous pieces she’ By Lainey • May 05, 2015 12:46 pm
Bad Style Reese Witherspoon: MET Gala 2015 Worst Dressed She’s the one I’ve been alluding to the whole time when asking the question – why are you there if you’re not there to play? Joanna described it as a state dinner dress. She’s right. Reese Witherspoon, in this red column, is going to the White House. By Lainey • May 05, 2015 11:33 am
Style Solange’s Star Wars MET Pearl YES, Solange. YES. This, as I’ve noted on several previous occasions, is what Solange should be putting all her efforts into. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. Giles is the designer. And isn’t this exactly why fashion is art? The interpretation? Because a lot of people are describing this By Lainey • May 05, 2015 11:03 am
MET Gala 2015 MET Cher, MET sheer, and the MET Beyonce distraction Can you imagine how excited Marc Jacobs must have been to dress Cher for the MET Gala? Cher, as we all know, is usually associated with one designer: Bob Mackie. Mackie is apparently too busy to design her costumes for her new tour, appropriately titled Dressed To Kill. She was By Lainey • May 05, 2015 10:34 am
Style Rihanna clears out the MET This is the dress that spawned the memes. Google it. You’ll find pizza and Big Bird and more and yeah, of course. OF COURSE it should be memed. It was made to be memed. It was made to be noticed and admired and ridiculed. It was made to be By Lainey • May 05, 2015 09:58 am
Style The Clooneys first MET Gala Ever since they arrived in New York I’ve been rubbing up the Gossip Genie for it, for Amal and George Clooney to show up at the MET Gala. How could it not happen? Anna Wintour was at their wedding. Anna had the Clooneys seated at her table. Anna Wintour By Lainey • May 05, 2015 09:34 am
Style Sienna’s red MET tuxedo This was close, I have to tell you. It was close to be the Best for me. And if it were any other year, or event, sh-t, it probably would have been. But this is why Sienna Miller is so worth waiting for. I want to remember this look. I By Lainey • May 05, 2015 09:22 am
MET Gala 2015 Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen: So dark at the MET, lah I’ll channel Kevin Kwan’s Crazy Rich Asians & China Rich Girlfriend “Singlish” for this post about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen who decided maintain their funereal style – which, ordinarily, I’m into – for the China MET Gala… Alamak! Such bad luck, lah. And insulting. Like if you wore this By Lainey • May 05, 2015 09:06 am
Bad Style Jennifer Lawrence’s two MET dresses Hated what Jennifer Lawrence wore to the MET Gala main event, especially as one of the co-hosts. Is it limiting, this Dior deal? Duana wrote earlier about Emily Blunt, about assuming Emily was more fashion forward than she actually is because, hilariously, she was in Devil Wears Prada. And I By Lainey • May 05, 2015 08:55 am
Style FKA twigs & Robert Pattinson: Penis & Tea Hands at the MET What did I say yesterday when I wrote about FKA twigs and Robert Pattinson making their red carpet debut at the MET Gala? I said I wanted her to go rogue. Well, she wore a Christopher Kane dress with a dick at the slit. That’ll do. When I was By Lainey • May 05, 2015 08:32 am
Bad Style JLO’s MET Dragon It’s Versace. But it could also have been Zuhair Murad. What’s the difference? Beading held together by pantyhose – who can tell it apart? Doesn’t matter if there’s a dragon because f-ck, I’m so over it. I’m so over JLO in these kinds of dresses. By Lainey • May 05, 2015 07:37 am
Aging Gorgessity Madonna & Katy Perry: MET Moschino If you’d have asked me who I would have predicted to pull out the ching-chong eyes before the MET Gala, I would have told you Katy Perry. Dakota Johnson would not have been on my radar. Maybe it’s because I’m so surprised that Katy wasn’t offensive By Lainey • May 05, 2015 07:30 am
Bad Style Dakota Johnson: MET Eyes So… Dakota Johnson. In Chanel. Nothing in the dress speaks to the theme of the MET Gala. And then you look at her eyes. And because it’s the MET Gala and the theme is China: Through The Looking Glass, and her dress isn’t China at all, now I’ By Lainey • May 05, 2015 07:19 am
