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I say Lame.

Avril Lavigne’s new album is called The Best Damn Thing, launch party was last night, but check out the photos and you tell me… is it really? Is it really The Best Damn Thing?

Yeah so I know she’s trying to be irreverent and it’s, like, so funny. And it’s, like, so cool. And it’s, like, so original. Because it’s, like, Avril, and Avril never f&cking repeats herself but the problem is, Avril is trying to be what Avril will never be no matter how much pink eyeliner she’s wearing and that is interesting.

Avril will never be interesting. Avril is about as uncharismatic as it gets – a punk who goes out of her way to be a punk and is therefore not really a punk but rather just pretentious.

And boring. Terribly terribly boring.

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