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Than Nicole Kidman, I mean.

It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard.

Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s not afraid to keep her curves or rock a little belly bulge. One of the few non concave stomachs on a carpet – refreshing isn’t it?

I suppose though, in fairness to Granny Freeze, comparing her to Halle probably isn’t kind. Halle > everyone. She could out-pretty even the Jolie.

And on pure gorgessity alone, Halle + Gabriel head to head against the Brange, on pure gorgessity, the Brange is on the losing end, non?

Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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