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The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Jennifer Garner wasn’t too posh to push. But from a thwarting paparazzi point of view, it would be clever to book a caesarian tonight when all attention will be on the star parties and everyone goes on break for New Year’s well into the weekend…

Keep you posted.

Oh yeah. And Ben’s not Cuba.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck arriving at an LA hospital

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