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Ben Affleck figured it out a year ago - Jennifer Garner and his children saved his career. Oh sure, he’s a talented director, but in this celebrity environment, talent relies on public image; he’s lucky his wife is forgiving. And every reformed man in Hollywood right now must be looking at Tom Cruise relieved that it’s him and not them.

So here’s Ben, dutifully accompanying his family, watching the Independence Day parade in Pacific Palisades yesterday wearing a t-shirt that, um, is way too small. Are you Superman??? We are fighting if you find this attractive. I mean, yes, he is attractive. But his wearing of the tiny person top is definitely NOT attractive.
 

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner watch a 4th of July parade with their daughters

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