I spent last week insisting to my colleagues that this was fake and that it wasn’t a story. Like even on Friday afternoon, several hours after several sites questioned the identity, Kathleen was still in my office all like, what? It’s not him. It was never him. And if it wasn’t him and just a random, it would have been one thing. But it was DELIBERATELY not him. Like it was intended to do this. Which…I dunno…is that brilliant or nah? (Dlisted) 

In today’s open I called Halloween a pain in the ass. Am I a Halloween scrooge? Here’s another reason I don’t like Halloween: I don’t like to be scared. And every Halloween, someone is always trying to tell me some story about something scary. Or take me somewhere scary. What is wrong with you people? Don’t you know that spirits can infect your life? Why are you inviting that kind of dark energy? I’m talking to you, Sarah. (Jezebel)

Benedict Cumberbatch has a moustache. I don’t think it’s a costume. Now he looks more than ever like a mug shot. Especially in that toque. Basically any “most wanted” poster you’ve ever seen, that’s Benedict Cumberbatch’s face. (Just Jared) 
This is a classic Keira Knightley editorial. I love that it’s in black and white and I love every piece on her. As for her comment about male directors being less subtle than female directors – wait… what? You mean Michael Bay isn’t subtle? (Cele|bitchy) 

Back in the summer, I bought a pair of mom jeans. I was texting Sasha when I was in the store. She was like… get them. They’re perfect. They are perfect. I love them. They’re SO comfortable, I’m trying not to live in them because I only have one pair so now I want more. But they’re sold out in my size in almost every brand everywhere. Ariel Winter is wearing mom jeans. They look great on her. (Go Fug Yourself) 

A couple of years ago, I mentioned that I’ve never seen Hocus Pocus. And so many of you emailed and tweeted at me all like, are you OK? You have problems. Do I, though? Last year our site manager, Emily, got me the Hocus Pocus DVD. She was like, just watch it! So I tried. I watched half an hour and I couldn’t keep going. It’s boring. I don’t get it. Why do I need to watch Hocus Pocus when I can enjoy, for the 50th time, Practical Magic? (E! News)